the 100% directionless thread

[bigbaldguy]

My words with friends I'd is Yolkasdad. I really suck but anyone who needs a ego boost is welcome to add me.

 

[foxfire]

What is this "friend" thing I keep seeing references to? Something about a game or what?:unsure:
Sorry, my social life savy is lacking at the moment. But it will be corrected in a few weeks.

 

[TransportJockey]

Words with friends is a scrabble type game you can play on smartphones with other people

 

[Lifeguards For Life]

In the lab with pen and pad

 

[DillR]

Let me catch my breath...

Yesterdays 12 hour:
-4, count em', 4 heat stroke calls
-a few nursing home runs
-2 long IFT's
-MVA 5 minutes before shift change :wacko:

 

[Shishkabob]

Picking up my best friend at the airport.

Gonna be a fun weekend.

 

[foxfire]

Passed the schools final exam!!!!!!!!
now to pass the practicals exam on monday......
and the NR in August.

 

[abckidsmom]

A day on the lake with the people. Awesome. I'm going to use sunscreen because I learn well from cautionary tales.

 

[Asimurk]

Now I'm playing words. Thanks a lot, Anjel.

And the username should be Asimurk.

 

[usafmedic45]

A day on the lake with the people. Awesome. I'm going to use sunscreen because I learn well from cautionary tales.

This post is useless without pictures.

 

[8jimi8]

Ever see a chest tube spew out 1 liter of BRB in about 2 seconds?

...first time i've ever gotten an order to (a) strip a chest tube (b) clamped said tube.




Right lung completely whited out. Coded her for 30 minutes got ROSC and pt was awake when i handed her off to OR at 0610.


They called it at 0640.

I heard the anesthesiologist say, "i'm not transporting with a defibrillator."

Might as well have been a slap in the face. I worked that lady for 10 hours for him to show up and say he wasn't even gonna try.


Well hell. if its irreversible shock, then that is what it is.

ahhh well. Not on my watch.

 

[usafmedic45]

To the tune of "Gin and Juice"
So much drama in the ol' ED,
It's kind of hard bein' the emergency MD,
but I somehow, some way, keep seeing funky *** sh*t
nearly every single day....
Can I kick a little something at the EMT's?
...Make a few bucks as I breeze through.....
Don't ya know it's 2 in the morning
and triage is still jumping,
because these people won't stay home
I got people *****in' in the waitin' room
They won't be seen 'til 6 in the morning
So whatcha wanna do?
I got a guy allergic to rubber
and my nurses are too
federal law keeps me from turning off the lights
and locking the doors
...But, but what....that guy just called the jr. resident a :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored:....
If he swings at her, he'll end up smoking PVC for that
Sux up, dumbass down
you mothaf**ka you're going to pay for that

 

[MrBrown]

Might as well have been a slap in the face. I worked that lady for 10 hours for him to show up and say he wasn't even gonna try.

As a future Consultant anaesthetist, you can start hating Brown now

 

[usafmedic45]

As a future Consultant anaesthetist, you can start hating Brown now

Way ahead of the curve then. LOL Now tell your wife to find me one of her friends as a date for when we all meet up. I prefer thin brunettes.

 

[usafmedic45]

Anyone want to place bets on how quickly VentMedic/Journey will start a new account once she gets banned again? Likewise, any bets on what her new screenname will be?

 

[usalsfyre]

Anyone want to place bets on how quickly VentMedic/Journey will start a new account once she gets banned again? Likewise, any bets on what her new screenname will be?

I hear TraumaSurfer is a good name....

 

[lightsandsirens5]

To the tune of "Gin and Juice"
So much drama in the ol' ED,
It's kind of hard bein' the emergency MD,
but I somehow, some way, keep seeing funky *** sh*t
nearly every single day....
Can I kick a little something at the EMT's?
...Make a few bucks as I breeze through.....
Don't ya know it's 2 in the morning
and triage is still jumping,
because these people won't stay home
I got people *****in' in the waitin' room
They won't be seen 'til 6 in the morning
So whatcha wanna do?
I got a guy allergic to rubber
and my nurses are too
federal law keeps me from turning off the lights
and locking the doors
...But, but what....that guy just called the jr. resident a :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored:....
If he swings at her, he'll end up smoking PVC for that
Sux up, dumbass down
you mothaf**ka you're going to pay for that

Ah ha ha! That is great!

 

[fast65]

Yesterdays 12 hour:
-4, count em', 4 heat stroke calls
-a few nursing home runs
-2 long IFT's
-MVA 5 minutes before shift change :wacko:

That's a lot like my 24 hr yesterday:
-dizziness (refusal)
-move up for coverage (2 hrs)
-move back
-move up for coverage (3 hr)
-move up further for coverage (5 hr)
-move down a town for coverage (3 hr)
-go central for coverage (2 hr)
-dizziness
-back to quarters
-sleep

Kinda similiar

Oh, my words with friends name is NathanR65 if anybody wants to play, forewarning, I'm terrible

 

[Anjel]

Anyone want to place bets on how quickly VentMedic/Journey will start a new account once she gets banned again? Likewise, any bets on what her new screenname will be?

It really made my day that you were being the peacemaker in that thread lol

 

[lightsandsirens5]

Anyone want to place bets on how quickly VentMedic/Journey will start a new account once she gets banned again? Likewise, any bets on what her new screenname will be?

:excl:DO NOT START PLAYING GAMES WITH THIS SUBJECT!:excl:

Leave it alone. Period.

Thank you.