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It is illegal in Alaska to throw a frozen moose out of an airplane...

Learned that one the hard way...
 
It is illegal in Alaska to throw a frozen moose out of an airplane...

Learned that one the hard way...

It's actually illegal (federally) to throw anything out of an airplane in flight without prior authorization.
 
It's actually illegal (federally) to throw anything out of an airplane in flight without prior authorization.

Unless it is an emergency (and you can prove such if needed), then you can do what ever you bloody want to (to help solve the emergency)!!!

(source: A pilot)
 
In Tennessee, it's illegal to shoot a whale from a moving vehicle.
 
Unless it is an emergency (and you can prove such if needed), then you can do what ever you bloody want to (to help solve the emergency)!!!

(source: A pilot)

Well duh. But, I suspect throwing a frozen moose out of an airplane wouldn't exactly solve any sort of emergency.
 
In Iowa it is illegal to possess rotten eggs.
 
I need a paint color that is REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hard to paint over...
 
I need a paint color that is REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hard to paint over...

Black. Darker colors are harder to cover up. But depending on the paint used, it still might not be hard to cover up any color...

Textured paints are harder, too. The more texture, the better.
 
I start drivers-ed today, isn't that cute? And then I start a hospital/medical explorer program next week, I'm excited.
 
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
 
ARRRRGH BOO KEVIN! BOO KEVIN! I wanted Michele to stay.
 
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. :[ Big Brother officially sucks now. Jordan doesn't win ANYTHING and I don't like Kevin or Natalee, they're both dirty liars. Darn you Jeff! Darn you!!
 
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. :[ Big Brother officially sucks now. Jordan doesn't win ANYTHING and I don't like Kevin or Natalee, they're both dirty liars. Darn you Jeff! Darn you!!

JORDAN IS STILL IN THE GAME!? WOOOOHHOOOO!!!!

*chants*
GO JORDAN! GO JORDAN! GO JORDAN!
 
JORDAN IS STILL IN THE GAME!? WOOOOHHOOOO!!!!

*chants*
GO JORDAN! GO JORDAN! GO JORDAN!

Jordan is the weakest player, she only got as far as she did because of Jeff. I wanted Michele to win. Now because Kevin is an idiot, Natalee will win, unless Natalee takes out Kevin, which isn't likely because she knows everyone likes Jordan better.
 
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Jordan is the weakest player, she only got as far as she did because of Jeff. I wanted Michele to win. Now because Kevin is an idiot, Natalee will win, unless Natalee takes out Kevin, which isn't likely because she knows everyone likes Jordan better.

Don't count her out yet... she might surprise you.
 
Don't count her out yet... she might surprise you.

The last POV competition she didn't even get ONE block on the pole.
 
I get so distracted by this forum!!!!

It's 10:30pmish here and I've got class at 7am-1pm, work from 1:20pm-5:30pm, and more class from 6pm-10pm tomorrow and I haven't even opened my books for tonight yet!!!!!!!
 
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