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PS- my mom... We got halfway to the ER and she decides she doesn't want to go, the ER is for emergencies and her foot is probably okay.

Wtf. Really. It's black. Wtf. Oh no... I don't know what I'm talking about, I only work on an ambulance and take care of diabetics like every shift. But really you're right... You're fine. Everybody's feet turn black once in awhile.

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Were you able to force her to go?
 
Nope. I am calling in the back up forces (rest of the family) today.

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Nope. I am calling in the back up forces (her mother) today.

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Nice, go with the big guns, good luck!
 
PS- my mom... We got halfway to the ER and she decides she doesn't want to go, the ER is for emergencies and her foot is probably okay.

Wtf. Really. It's black. Wtf. Oh no... I don't know what I'm talking about, I only work on an ambulance and take care of diabetics like every shift. But really you're right... You're fine. Everybody's feet turn black once in awhile.

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It sucks when they're so hard headed. Good luck with the g mama today
 
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Wtf. Really. It's black. Wtf. Oh no... I don't know what I'm talking about, I only work on an ambulance and take care of diabetics like every shift. But really you're right... You're fine. Everybody's feet turn black once in awhile.


If Michael Jackson can turn white, why can't white people turn black?
 
Annnd we are at the ER.

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Omg the ignorance in the ER waiting room is rampant.

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Annnnd she is being admitted.

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Only 15 days til Punkin' Chunkin'. Right down the road from my house. 100,000 people watching pumpkins being shot out of cannons. See why I love Delaware?
 
Found this thing on my neck. Warning, if you are as scared of eight legged creatures as I am, this will give you nightmares.

http://69.17.55.5/img/giantspider.jpg

After I placed it in a jar, and I wanted to take a shower. Giant garden spider was in there too! What's up with giant spiders today! I live in the bay area, we don't have spiders! I'm still in the bay area!
 
Found this thing on my neck. Warning, if you are as scared of eight legged creatures as I am, this will give you nightmares.

http://69.17.55.5/img/giantspider.jpg

After I placed it in a jar, and I wanted to take a shower. Giant garden spider was in there too! What's up with giant spiders today! I live in the bay area, we don't have spiders! I'm still in the bay area!

Wow, if I woke up with that on my neck, I would grab my dog run out of the house and burn the place down on the way out "just in case". Bravo for not killing it though.
 
I am kind of killing it. It's in a jar (closed) in my fridge giving it a slow death. Figured if it bit me and it's poisoness, it's best to keep it for a specialist. Looked up online spiders in the bay area, and found this site: http://nature.berkeley.edu/~stevelew/cbcstuff/common_spiders/big_spi_quilt.html

To me, it looks like "achearanea tepediorum" or "zygiella x-notata", but mainly in form. Color wise, it is not clear at all. It's very brown, a couple of black rings around it's leg, one black ring around it's abdomen, a giant black spot under it's abdomen, two white dots in that black spot, and it has a yellow/white line midline superior to the spider, that line gets thicker as the abdomen gets thicker. It semi-hides in it's abdomen like a hermit crab. Reading about both those spiders, I feel a little bit bad cause I think it's faking death now, but I am too scared to release and end up having problems or if it bites somebody else/a pet.

Edit: Think I found out what it is. An orb weaver? Link I found on Google doesn't work, but this is the picture I clicked on.

http://69.17.55.5/img/similarspider.png
 
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It's free.

I took that shower I wanted after it crawled on me. While doing that, my brother went into my room to take a look at what my mom was talking about. He was telling me the story... "Hm, it must be hiding under that rock. *shakes* Ah! *says a bunch of swear words* Dad, maybe we should take Andrew to the hospital.... just in case."

We walked to the lake (I live a block away from a lake probably where it came from) with it in the jar, we walked in the middle of the street dodging trees. When we got to the lake, I opened the jar, put the jar on it's side. It was chilling there. I tapped the jar... the jar rolled. I walked to the jar, it was gone.... My brother was like "See! It could jump!" and I said "F- that, let's get out of here." I was gonna take a picture since it's hard to get a good pic of it in the jar, but I am not gonna hunt for it. We kept checking eachother on the way back.

Now I am gonna go watch Paranormal Activity 3.
 
Same here. Leaving for the movies in about 5 minutes. My whole family is freaked out about the spider.

To put a cherry on top of the spider being on my neck, we've been feeling earthquakes out here all day too. California has spiders and earthquakes! Everyone run now!
 
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Only 15 days til Punkin' Chunkin'. Right down the road from my house. 100,000 people watching pumpkins being shot out of cannons. See why I love Delaware?

Up here we shoot em.

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I covered my eyes the entire time for Paranormal Activity 3.... It was a super scary movie, and different from the first two. By the way, none of the previews/commercials are in the movie! They tricked us!
 
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