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usafmedic45 said:
About the only times I ever worked traumatic arrests was when I had a student with me or just felt the need to practice skills I didn't get to do very often. Nothing like telling your driver not to get in too big of a hurry with something like that. New drivers always were a little freaked when I would tell them this LOL.
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I was told by my QA/QI education guy to work the first traumatic arrest I get so that I can practice things such as intubation / chest decompression.


I haven't gotten a darn traumatic arrest!


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usalsfyre said:
That's what I'd say too...
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psh, my chest is flater than an asain school girl's.. I have no need for such things. But I wouldn't even order those things for my girlfriend... All I see when i see a bra, is a barrier into wonderland.



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IRIDEZX6R said:
psh, my chest is flater than an asain school girl's.. I have no need for such things. But I wouldn't even order those things for my girlfriend... All I see when i see a bra, is a barrier into wonderland.



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You are full of sig line quotable words
 
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usafmedic45 said:
Ah....the joys of an average breasted woman.
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I have never heard them called average. Spectacular.... Boobtastic... But never average. :p

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Sasha said:
I have never heard them called average. Spectacular.... Boobtastic... But never average. :p

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I mean with regards to size. Then again, I've never seen your boobs so I'm just taking a guess from the few pics I have ever seen of you.
 
IRIDEZX6R said:
psh, my chest is flater than an asain school girl's.. I have no need for such things. But I wouldn't even order those things for my girlfriend... All I see when i see a bra, is a barrier into wonderland.



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Seriously...any man who is hindered by a bra clasp is not worthy of being called a man. If you haven't mastered the technique of getting one open with a snap of the fingers by the time you leave high school, you're doing it wrong.
 
usafmedic45 said:
Seriously...any man who is hindered by a bra clasp is not worthy of being called a man. If you haven't mastered the technique of getting one open with a snap of the fingers by the time you leave high school, you're doing it wrong.
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The magical part is getting the bra off without either of you actually touching it... And that sir, is the kind of skillz that keep them coming back.
 
IRIDEZX6R said:
The magical part is getting the bra off without either of you actually touching it... And that sir, is the kind of skillz that keep them coming back.
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Threeway?
 
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usafmedic45 said:
-Fatigue failure of the stitches
-Wind resistance from going 150mph on a bike shirtless :wacko:
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......I know what I'm doing tonight.... :D
 
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I'm having an email argument with some lawyer in California who's suing Alameda city / county for the drowning back on Memorial Day.
 
How did you get involved?
 
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