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Got woken up by a hobo banging on the window.

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Sasha said:
Got woken up by a hobo banging on the window.

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Even worse when it turns out they're just trying to get drugs... when you don't carry any.
 
He was babbling on. He walked off when my partner popped his head out of the back.

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God, I could eat horse right now !:ph34r:
 
Happy said:
God, I could eat horse right now !:ph34r:
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You know there's good money if you do that in front of a camera right?
 
usafmedic45 said:
You know there's good money if you do that in front of a camera right?
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On a related note, I'm reasonably certain the new girlfriend has completely worn me out. Anymore and all that would happen would be the release of some dust or maybe a little flag reading "BANG!"
 
usafmedic45 said:
On a related note, I'm reasonably certain the new girlfriend has completely worn me out. Anymore and all that would happen would be the release of some dust or maybe a little flag reading "BANG!"
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Shut up Braggy McBrag pants.

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Nursing home staff crack me up. Hey lets give this down syndrome patient 10 mg of Valium and some zanaflex at bed time and then call 911 when her 02 sats drop and we cant wake her up.
 
usafmedic45 said:
On a related note, I'm reasonably certain the new girlfriend has completely worn me out. Anymore and all that would happen would be the release of some dust or maybe a little flag reading "BANG!"
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Possibly a white flag of surrender? :rofl:
 
Soooo im sitting in the bathroom doing my thing and all of a sudden a little blonde three year old bursts in screaming "FOUND YOU! HAHAHAHA!"



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abckidsmom said:
Good luck!

Where is it/what kind of agency is it?
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Went awesome, it's an IFT/CCT agency in a much more metro area, better $$$ and wife would be able to find a part time gig meaning no more 170 hour pay periods for me.
 
Sasha said:
Soooo im sitting in the bathroom doing my thing and all of a sudden a little blonde three year old bursts in screaming "FOUND YOU! HAHAHAHA!"



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That 3 yearold will make a great LEO someday.. I can see it now, bustin bad guys in bathrooms everywhere.
 
usalsfyre said:
Went awesome, it's an IFT/CCT agency in a much more metro area, better $$$ and wife would be able to find a part time gig meaning no more 170 hour pay periods for me.
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My hubby feels like he's living the life of luxury since I picked up this PT job. What does she do?
 
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