the 100% directionless thread

JPINFV said:
Edit: I think I passed him today. MMiz's number is the 'obviously edited number is obviously edited.'
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Im in sixth place, not counting mmiz who is a cheater pants.

Woohoo.

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shfd739 said:
Everyone I know with Otter brand cases hates them because they dont seem protect all that well.

I'm bored. It's been 7 hours since our last call. I've napped, read thru an entire issue of Australia 4WD Action magazine(which really makes me wanna say screw work and take off to Australia for a long camping/4wding vacation), caught up on reports and handled emails. This sucks.

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Well my friends iPhone inside an otter case accidentally went swimming with him at the lake last summer. Phone is fine.

My moms iPhone, sans otter case went swimming in the kitchen sink a month or so ago. The phone was dead before it managed to sink to the bottom.

What also won me on otter cases was when I accidentally dropped mine 12 feet onto concrete and it didn't harm my phone at all.


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lightsandsirens5 said:
Well my friends iPhone inside an otter case accidentally went swimming with him at the lake last summer. Phone is fine.

My moms iPhone, sans otter case went swimming in the kitchen sink a month or so ago. The phone was dead before it managed to sink to the bottom.

What also won me on otter cases was when I accidentally dropped mine 12 feet onto concrete and it didn't harm my phone at all.


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I only dislike the otter box because of the hole for the useless effing trackpad lets dirt get under the screen protector but thats a droid incredible defect not really an otterbox defect.

That said i still use it because as much as ive dropped my phone its not even got a ding.

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usalfyre, 8jimi8 and I are in an argument with someone on my Facebook.


Obviously, we, the medical providers with decades of education and experience between us, are wrong because we don't run to every patient in need. We "don't care" about our patients.

Oh, and "How would we feel if our mom was having a heartattack and some 'blankety blank' Paramedic just walked instead of ran"
 
Brown has never run to a patient, its very hard to run when you are bogged down with thirty kilos of equipment
 
MrBrown said:
Brown has never run to a patient, its very hard to run when you are bogged down with thirty kilos of equipment
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No kidding. I'll move with a sense of urgency....but I've never run to a patient. I've yet to see anyone complain that I didn't run.

My coworkers with Otterboxes have dropped their phones and all were damaged in some way. The Otters didn't protect their devices at all.


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I don't know what the problem is. I run to a lot of pt's, but only if I have my shirt unbuttoned to show off my glistening six pack abs while wearing my mirrored Aviators as massive explosions commence in the back ground...

Oh, had a STEMI pt. go into asystole last night and after about 20 compressions woke up and gave me the weirdest look...very awkward :P
 
I actually had a bystander get angry at us yesterday for that very reason...


Called for a chest pain, get met outside on scene by some guy who yells "This is a multiple heart attack patient, can we show some urgency PLEASE?!" and literally runs off. Best part? Ended up getting a refusal from the patient. So much for urgency, eh?



The bystander... let's just say, he fit a certain stereotype word for word and it cracked me up. I couldn't run if I wanted to as I was too busy dying from laughter.
 
Linuss said:
In yo face!

6.52!
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So... you're a little under 800 days from catching up with me if the current ratio is maintained...

Furthermore, I think I should point out that you have 877 posts in this thread, while I have only 491 posts in this thread. So, not only do I have quantity, but I also have more quality. :D
 
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Hey now, just because they are in the directionless thread doesn't mean they weren't quality posts.


Look at my signature? Yeah... those posts got me a free SIGNED book. What now?!
 
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Linuss said:
Hey now, just because they are in the directionless thread doesn't mean they weren't quality posts.


Look at my signature? Yeah... those posts got me a free SIGNED book. What now?!
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Since when did "I win" become a quality post. Where were you last night while I was picking up posts in the great, "But but but AAOS has an EMT code of ethics that -everyone- must follow" thread?
 
If something proves how awesome I am at winning, it's a quality post. ^_^



It was a quality book FT sent me, therefor it was a quality win. :D
 
Cause AAOS is god, duh! :P
 
katgrl2003 said:
Don't make me laugh gatorade out of my nose! That hurt!
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Probably hurts less than snorting a pixi stick... just sayin'. Damn 5th grade dares...



I made a patient laugh so hard yesterday she kept snort laughing, which caused us to laugh, which caused her to snort more. Viscous cycle!
 
I can't help but laugh at people who snort when they laugh. I'm not sure why its funny, but it is lol
 
Linuss said:
Probably hurts less than snorting a pixi stick... just sayin'. Damn 5th grade dares...
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I knew people who did that in high school.

/Drummers are not the smartest musician in the band.
 
NVRob said:
I can't help but laugh at people who snort when they laugh. I'm not sure why its funny, but it is lol
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If you listen very carefully i occasionally snort when i laugh but play it off as a cough.

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