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It is WAY too hot to be outside doing yard work right now! Anyone willing to hook me up with a 1L bag... :(
 
It is WAY too hot to be outside doing yard work right now! Anyone willing to hook me up with a 1L bag... :(
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If you let me start the line :-)
 
Anjel1030 said:
Thats ok. Im very persistant. Ill find one.
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You all seem to be failing to realize that I already have access established and a liter bag hanging. The fluid bolus from my already established IO (and abcmoms 4 year olds IO in the other leg) should make those veins stand up very nicely.

Bwahahahahahahahahah!!!!

I freaking love those EZ IO things. So much nicer than the old style manual needles.
 
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EZIO schmeezee IO, if I've got a willing subject and not bound by those pesky protocols I'm going IJ or subclavian :D.
 
Lady: I don't like needles
Me: Would you like [Brown] to get the bone drill?
Lady: Um, *not sure if serious look
Me: Black, get the AP bag .....
 
As long as I get some pain management to go with that IO bolus! Knock me the hell out!!
 
Perkinje fibers, a phrase I couldn't remember last night.

Then after waking up from a dream where apparently the majority of the world's population was gone, I remembered Perkinje fibers.

Then I saw MrBrown's not so brown name show up, a name that I had forgotten, but immediately connected to Brown once seen.

And off to the scale which yesterday said 315#, today read 303#. Wouldn't mind the reading earlier this year of ~280# or much, much less. :(
 
Asimurk said:
Perkinje fibers, a phrase I couldn't remember last night.

Then after waking up from a dream where apparently the majority of the world's population was gone, I remembered Perkinje fibers.
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Same thing happened to me the other night with "autonomic dysreflexia"
 
fast65 said:
Same thing happened to me the other night with "autonomic dysreflexia"
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I was struggling to remember the name of a guy the other day, and had a similar experience. I only chime in because it's almost my bday, and he gave me a bday I'll never forget.

He was a medic where I used to work in the comm center, and also worked part time as a stripper. He was a hairy, not completely hot guy, but not totally ugly either. Just weird, and very hairy.

He came in when they were posted at the headquarters post and shouted, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and my partners threw on some music while he hopped up on top of the console and started with his buttons.

It was so. freaking. hillarious. And thank GOD that he didn't get past the shirt, under which he had a tshirt. I really couldn't say how far it was going to go.

Ha. And I woke from sleep remembering his name, lol, 8 years later.
 
abckidsmom said:
He was a medic where I used to work in the comm center, and also worked part time as a stripper. He was a hairy, not completely hot guy, but not totally ugly either. Just weird, and very hairy.
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So how was working with Chimpie? :D
 
These 5a to 1p shifts on Saturdays are killing me. It's only 3p and all I want to do is go back to sleep ugh.
 
abckidsmom said:
I was struggling to remember the name of a guy the other day, and had a similar experience. I only chime in because it's almost my bday, and he gave me a bday I'll never forget.

He was a medic where I used to work in the comm center, and also worked part time as a stripper. He was a hairy, not completely hot guy, but not totally ugly either. Just weird, and very hairy.

He came in when they were posted at the headquarters post and shouted, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and my partners threw on some music while he hopped up on top of the console and started with his buttons.

It was so. freaking. hillarious. And thank GOD that he didn't get past the shirt, under which he had a tshirt. I really couldn't say how far it was going to go.

Ha. And I woke from sleep remembering his name, lol, 8 years later.
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He had autonomic dysreflexia? :P
 
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