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MMiz said:
Did anyone else swear that today was Saturday? Totally had me fooled.
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If I didn't go to church today I wouldn't have any idea what today was. Well, that, and seeing Sunday Night Football on my cable box menu. :P
 
still at the hospital with my friend... Waiting for the doctors to figre out what's going on with her gastric pacemaker and why it's shocking her..
 
Chimpie said:
If I didn't go to church today I wouldn't have any idea what today was. Well, that, and seeing Sunday Night Football on my cable box menu. :P
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No, I thought today was Wednesday. I thought Thursday was Sunday. Big dinner, seemed like the end of the week.
 
Leslie Nielsen died today at a Florida Hospital. It's a big building with doctors and patients, but that's not important right now. RIP.
 
Finally back in TX with a load of crap for my apartment... And next Saturday I get to go back to NM to return my parent's van... and get a new tattoo :)
 
Does anyone know why ONTRAC states that my package weighs 1 Letter? It is Windows 7 that I ordered from Amazon..I would think it weighs a couple ounces at least.

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Maybe an error?
 
Maybe whatever the weight of it is, it fits under the rate for a first class letter. These days, I wouldn't be surprised if you just got a disc in a sleeve with a sticker on the outside giving you the key number.
 
EMSLaw said:
Maybe whatever the weight of it is, it fits under the rate for a first class letter. These days, I wouldn't be surprised if you just got a disc in a sleeve with a sticker on the outside giving you the key number.
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I know right? LOL. I've had items shipped in an box w/ no foam or paper wrapping. But I guess you get what you pay for - no more no less.
 
Its a go, some old dude 400km from nowhere way out in the Outback is holed up at some dodge gas station in Kranganogirie or Wangamuggarie or something and the Royal Flying Doctor Service aren't too keen on getting up from infront of the telly.

Guess Brown and Oz won't be here for a few days :D
 
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Start at my new agency today.... going to suck buying a tank of gas every day to drive 3 hours out and 3 hours back but alas, it's only 10 days.
 
So, I took a family member to the neurologist a few days ago. Apparently, if you're an MD, and want to keep costs low, go into neurology. The office could double as a dodgy massage parlor after hours, what with the Staples-issue chairs in the waiting room and nothing but an exam table and some colored blocks in the exam room. Not even the requisite diplomas on the wall and six-month old copies of Reader's Digest.

The receptionist was orange. Like... oompa-loompa orange. Apparently, her boss hasn't warned her of the dangers of skin cancer.

Sorry, I usually try not to judge a book by it's cover, but day-um.
 
Maybe Willy Wonka went to doctorology school?

Creepy looking mofo at any rate
 
Huh... Coconut water is similar tonicity to human blood and can be used when NS is not available in some places... Is it bad I now want to try this?
 
jtpaintball70 said:
Huh... Coconut water is similar tonicity to human blood and can be used when NS is not available in some places... Is it bad I now want to try this?
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Hrm... I don't have any IV fluids available but let me spike this coconut for you!
 
Officially divorced
 
Both.

We should have just been friends.

It was over long before we separated.

I promised impossible promises. We've been separated since 9.12.10 so the shock is over. Just those unpredictable waves of emotions. I moved in with a co-worker and kept on plugging. Getting down to my final hours of this class. Then cardiology in Jan. I've decided to put off medic school for a bid at CRNA school.
 
jtpaintball70 said:
Huh... Coconut water is similar tonicity to human blood and can be used when NS is not available in some places... Is it bad I now want to try this?
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Huh. I just read that in an old book I found in my dad's study. Weird.
 
Yay plans are coming together for when I'm done here. 2.5-3 years here to get my medic and AAS along with 911 experience, then move back to NM for UNMs BS-EMS on the Critical Care EMT-P track (while trying to work for AAS or LCAS), then either Denver working for DG or Austin working for ATcEMS. Should be fun. Maybe I do need to just buy a damn fifth wheel travel trailer, since it's just me.
 
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