the 100% directionless thread

[TransportJockey]

One of our k9 officers just passed away after long fight with cancer. RIP GPD 435. You'll be missed brother

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[VentMonkey]

It just dawned on me that my rotation this pay period leaves me short on moolah. Good thing we're still getting double time for weekend 12's.

 

[exodus]

Until you killed him...

Shhhhh. Nobody knows that.

 

[StCEMT]

My friggin' back hurts. I've been alternating Tylenol and Ibuprofen and it still hurts.

This is no good.

Sounds like a reason for some yoga and gym time.

 

[NysEms2117]

My friggin' back hurts. I've been alternating Tylenol and Ibuprofen and it still hurts.

This is no good.

Acupuncture? yoga?

 

[Jim37F]

Chiropractor?

 

[VentMonkey]

Acupuncture?

In other news:

You know you're a dad when you spend your Saturday night watching cartoons with your kids.

 

[NysEms2117]

You know you're a dad when you spend your Saturday night watching cartoons with your kids.

i watch cartoons with my fiance, or by myself. Does that make me a kid? lol

 

[VentMonkey]

i watch cartoons with my fiance, or by myself. Does that make me a kid? lol

No, that makes you awesome...like me

 

[Seirende]

You know you're a dad when you spend your Saturday night watching cartoons with your kids.

I would have figured that the fact that you have kids in the first place would have tipped you off. I'm reading this conversation like you just looked up one morning to realize that you were surrounded by short people.

 

[VentMonkey]

I'm reading this conversation like you just looked up one morning to realize that you were surrounded by short people.

Yes, exactly this...

"Hey, where did you two leaches come from?.."-me to kids

"Never mind, don't answer that."-also to kids, and to myself

 

[CALEMT]

Yes, exactly this...

"Hey, where did you two leaches come from?.."-me to kids

"Never mind, don't answer that."-also to kids, and to myself

*Insert lame dad joke*

Fixed it for you.

 

[NysEms2117]

Tosh.0 confirms that i'm a giant *** lol

 

[redundantbassist]

Acupuncture? yoga?

Chiropractor?

See an M.D.?

 

[CALEMT]

See an M.D.?

Pffft what would they know? Ice and ibuprofen is the cure all for anything.

 

[NysEms2117]

Pffft what would they know? Ice and ibuprofen is the cure all for anything.

My mom said Robitussin cures everything.

 

[CALEMT]

My mom said Robitussin cures everything.

Well I played baseball for 8 years straight. Not once did I need Robitussin. +1 for ice and ibuprofen.

 

[NysEms2117]

Well I played baseball for 8 years straight. Not once did I need Robitussin. +1 for ice and ibuprofen.

maybe you didn't play hard enough . jk lol. to each their own my good sir.

 

[RocketMedic]

Hall pays double time on weekends?

 

[VentMonkey]

Hall pays double time on weekends?

For 12 hour paramedic shifts in metro Bakersfield either Saturday or Sunday, yes.