the 100% directionless thread

[EMT533]

All I want is food. Being a jerk to someone who loves you isn't fair. Just buy me some cupcakes or make me some brownies. Then we good.

 

[redundantbassist]

Flowers solve about ~95% of problems of married life. When flowers stop working, there are precious metals and pretty shiney rocks. And once none of these do the magic anymore, well... you call an attorney.

Not getting married solves 100% of problems in married life.

 

[StCEMT]

On my way to a 400lber. I guess I wont need to go to the gym after work.

 

[Qulevrius]

Not getting married solves 100% of problems in married life.

Hindsight is always 20/20.

 

[StCEMT]

Not getting married solves 100% of problems in married life.

I kinda wish my engagement hadnt gone to ****, "married life" wasnt too bad to me.

 

[DesertMedic66]

Hospice patient who is altered, no hospice paperwork, no DNR form, and no medical power of attorney unfortunately equals a transport to the hospital.

 

[terrible one]

That's the only hospice pts I've been called to. The ones that are almost but just not quite on full hospice with no DNR or power of attorney. But tomorrow their paperwork will be good. According to family.

 

[DesertMedic66]

That's the only hospice pts I've been called to. The ones that are almost but just not quite on full hospice with no DNR or power of attorney. But tomorrow their paperwork will be good. According to family.

No family on scene only a neighbor who heard him calling for help. Pretty sure he was full hospice. He went into full arrest about a minute after transferring him to the hospital bed.

 

[CALEMT]

No family on scene only a neighbor who heard him calling for help. Pretty sure he was full hospice. He went into full arrest about a minute after transferring him to the hospital bed.

Damn.

 

[exodus]

No family on scene only a neighbor who heard him calling for help. Pretty sure he was full hospice. He went into full arrest about a minute after transferring him to the hospital bed.

At least you made it to the ER. I'm sure any MD would agree to terminate the rescus.

 

[EMT533]

On my way to a 400lber. I guess I wont need to go to the gym after work.

Holy****.

 

[EMT533]

No family on scene only a neighbor who heard him calling for help. Pretty sure he was full hospice. He went into full arrest about a minute after transferring him to the hospital bed.

Oh wow. Good timing.

 

[EMT533]

Not getting married solves 100% of problems in married life.

I just plain gave up dating. Emergency medicine is my lover. Because education and medicine doesn't walk out on you when the **** hits the fan.

 

[EMT533]

I just plain gave up dating. Emergency medicine is my lover. Because education and medicine don't walk out on you when the **** hits the fan.

 

[EMT533]

I just plain gave up dating. Emergency medicine is my lover. Because education and medicine WILL NOT walk out on you when the **** hits the fan.

I said doesn't earlier and it was really bothering me.

 

[Chewy20]

I just plain gave up dating. Emergency medicine is my lover. Because education and medicine doesn't walk out on you when the **** hits the fan.

You should make that into a tshirt! Or do you already have it?!

 

[EMT533]

Lol no I came up with that.

 

[Chewy20]

Lol no I came up with that.

Well make a tshirt! Id buy one to add to my collection!

 

[EMT533]

Well make a tshirt! Id buy one to add to my collection!

Haha I will in all of my spare time.

 

[EMT533]

That'd be a good bumper sticker.