Bad news folks on decent into San Diego tonight we lost our number two engine. We managed to limp into SAN and land. Got to the gate got everyone off. When we went out to inspect the damage we found shreds of red velvet, jingle bells, and venison in the vanes of the engine. It was bad, there was fat man everywhere and the whole engine reeked of egg nog. Near as we can tell the engine ingested the sleigh and at least 4 reindeer, maybe five. I can't say much else because the FAA is investigating but I'm thinking Santa got juiced up on cookies and egg nog fell asleep and drifted into our flight path. Sorry folks Christmas is canceled.