Living in the Gutter

[gradygirl]

Ok, so I'm working in the billing department of my dad's private practice this summer. :sad:

I was reading a patient charge sheet to enter in information when the order comments caught my eye. The man was in the ER for a ball injury. (My mind lives in the gutter sometimes, so...) Then I read his exam description; he had been hit with a ball. :blush:

 

[cpsains]

I have friends that work in the ER Dept. They alway have the best stories. Some of the things people use. Blows my mind.

 

[Wingnut]

Ok, so I'm working in the billing department of my dad's private practice this summer. :sad:

I was reading a patient charge sheet to enter in information when the order comments caught my eye. The man was in the ER for a ball injury. (My mind lives in the gutter sometimes, so...) Then I read his exam description; he had been hit with a ball. :blush:

LOL Join the club, that was my first thought when I read what you typed too.

 

[ffemt8978]

Hell, it was my first, third, and fifth thought after I read his post. :wacko:

 

[Jon]

LOL Join the club, that was my first thought when I read what you typed too.

I thought your Dad might be a poditrist....

 

[gradygirl]

I thought your Dad might be a poditrist....

:huh: :huh: :huh: What does a foot doc have to do with ball injuries?

 

[Jon]

:huh: :huh: :huh: What does a foot doc have to do with ball injuries?

There is a ball of the foot, isn't there?

 

[gradygirl]

Yeah, but that's not the type of "ball" I was talking about...

 

[Jon]

I know....

 

[gradygirl]

I know....

You, my friend, are too much.

 

[gradygirl]

Great, here's another pt. charge slip.

Man comes in with right leg pain. "Why?" you might ask. Because he cut himself with a chainsaw. :huh:

 

[Jon]

Great, here's another pt. charge slip.

Man comes in with right leg pain. "Why?" you might ask. Because he cut himself with a chainsaw. :huh:

Moron... OSHA: "He wasn't wearing chaps!"