EMS Haiku

Simusid

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My partner is far too cultured and clever for me. I jokingly sent him something in really bad haiku form. He schooled me, corrected me, and he said we should be doing run reports in Haiku. In a span of like 10 minutes trumped me with:

Gently, turning on
the summer wafting breezes
Our patient fell down

and

From the western sky
Crimson clouds fly serenely
Tom forgot to eat

(Tom is a frequent flier with diabetic seizures)

On a roll he decided to switch to limericks:

There once was a man from North Swansea
Who said "I was stung by a bee"
He turned a bright red
And fell out of bed
And now he says he can't breathe.
 

abckidsmom

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Google up EMS haiku and you'll find a terrific blog...a little dead now, but hilarious if you read all of the haiku.
 

nomofica

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Refer to my forum signature.
 
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