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Had a call last week that confirm my theories that most of our dispatchers have the same IQ of a gerbil., My partner and I were up in Morristown doing a transfer., Went smoothly Pt/family were cool, cleared up and dispatch asks if we know how to get to the base in south Jersey.(red flag #1, We told him no but if he tells us the address we can punch it in the GPS and go, and he says STAND BY., So we figure its gonna be a long one so might as well get something to eat., And of course as soon as I start heading towards food, guess who comes over with the address., He says to light it up down to the base(red flag #2), trade in our BLS vanbulance for a box CC unit, for an emergency out of a psych hospital., So I lit it up (mind you the base is at least an hour away), on the way my partner got the text saying it was a 300lb Pt., We know our Stryker can handle at least 350-400(red flag #3)., At this point it doesn't take a genius to figure out this has BS written all over it., So we get to the base, switch rigs and light it up to the PH., Get on scene, wait for staff to let us in and asked what was going on., Turns out PT HAS A Fx'd KNEECAP!., So my partner starts to get info, I can't make PC, cause according to the nurses the Pt. had a "massive BM"(like I needed to know that)., Finally get in the room(red flag #4) THE PT IS 128LBS!, and the stretcher we have is a POS ferno with the add-on wings for big Pt's, for which this one is apparently not., Asked Pt what happened, Pt said they were trying to change their diaper when the bed rail wasn't up and fell., Ok, but there's one problem, the Pt. is a PARAPLEGIC!, So we load and go cold(I ain't goin hot for this one), get to the hospital and of course the nurses see this small Pt. on a unnecessarily big stretcher., Transferred the Pt to the bed, told the nurse of how the Pt. got the injury(she smelled the BS too), transferred care, and left but not before getting heckled about our ridiculous stretcher.