Describe How You Met Your Significant Other

Worked together at the grocery store. We became friends first because I snapped a rubber band in her face. At least, that's the way SHE tells it - I actually was shooting it at the back of her head and she CHOSE to turn around at a bad time. Eventually a mutual friend we worked with put a bug in my ear to ask her out. Did so, went out a couple of days later, and haven't been apart in the almost-12 years since.
 
I'm single.

I've always been single.



I hate you now.
 
I ordered mine from Sharper Image. Got a good deal and a killer warranty. :unsure:
 
I acquired mine through a "surprise adoption". Some people may refer to it as a kidnapping but I think my definition is much nicer.
 
I'm the creator of the Single4Life Club. It's a pretty empty building....

Really? I've gone on a total of four dates with the same girl, I never made a move on her, and she got bored with me I guess. I'm still like 5 when it comes to girls. First shirtless girl I saw (in real life) was one I did a 12-lead on, haha! Sad, I know. :(
 
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Working together as EMTs at an amusement park. We were just friends all season long but each were harboring a secret crush the entire time. At the end of the season I decided I had to have him. Guess it worked because we've been together for a year and live together.

Our one patient working together as a couple this season was a moderate avulsion and possible fx of the hallux. :) Ah, sweet romance.
 
Single I just haven't met any lady crazy enough. Also all the single ladies here all are in their early 20's, and I am in my early 40's.
 
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I was bouncing at a posh, frou frou club on New Years Eve. I got my friend and his people in at a deep discount. His girlfriend brought her cousin with her. She was fly. I checked her out from time to time throughout the night, watched how she was acting and stuff. Later on I pushed up on her, got her number, etc.

In the club scene, In my experience, girls that are charmed by bouncers aren't always of the highest moral caliber, if you know what I mean. With club girls I was usually out for a good time, not a long time. I felt differently this time, and since we had a number of mutual acquaintences, I gave her the benefit of the doubt, since it's not like she didn't know me from a hole in the wall.

I asked around about her past relationships, any sexual promiscuity, jealousy and insecurity. She checked out. Not a tramp, not a bunny boiler, not someone who always needs to be in a relationship, who feels lost without a boyfriend.

And then I found five dollars.
 
we worked together at Dorney Park and became very close friends. i was with someone originally but then later on when i was single we started dated. i soon became pregnant and we are now happily married with a baby.
 
sarahharter said:
we worked together at Dorney Park and became very close friends. i was with someone originally but then later on when i was single we started dated. i soon became pregnant and we are now happily married with a baby.
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Yay for carnie love! :P
 
We met at school, went out, they dumped me, they moved on, I still haven't.


I too, like Linuss, hate you now.
 
She was my preceptor when I was working in a local ER. She grew to appreciate the tax breaks and has put up with me since............................
 
My girlfriend that I now live with will kill me if she finds out I told it but I love the story. My Girlfriend and I met because of this...
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One of our mutual friends invited me to her party. When I walk in my current girlfriend meets me outside of the house and we talk for a bit. As I walk in the house I notice a guy with his head in the toilet. My girlfriend says, "Oh and that's my boyfriend. He's a winner!" and laugh. They break up the next day and we start dating a month later. That was 3 years ago.
 
I met my husband when I was in high school. He was working for my dad as a dispatcher, and I needed some help with algebra. Since he had just graduated, my dad suggested that he tutor me.

Seriously. They still have arranged marriages, lol.

17 years and 5 kids later, it's still awesome.
 
I was a single Mom at the time. My mother kept trying to kick me out so I could meet people, she told me that my knight wouldn't show up on our doorstep. Then we had a dinner party on Easter Sunday, a family friend asked if he could bring his nephew who was in the Marine Corps stationed a few blocks from our house. Of course we agreed. The friend brought another Marine with him, and from that day to this, neither of us has been with anyone else. We've been married 10 years.
 
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