Deepwater Man Fatally Shoots Wife While Installing Satellite TV

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Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kills Wife

DEEPWATER, Mo. -- Officials are trying to decide whether to file charges against a Missouri man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite TV system in the bedroom of their home.

Patsy Long, 34, of Deepwater, died after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun on Saturday. Her husband, Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.

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I can't read more. I just got arrow shot in the head by someone installing cable.
 
Damn, when I was installing sat TV I always used a drill bit. I never thought to bring my glock with me to "drill" the holes. :wacko:
 
Okay...so its not ACTUALLY funny...but I couldn't help myself. Before reading the article, I was laughing out loud!

And then all I could think was...FINALLY....someone doing something this stupidly funny is NOT in Florida....
 
Well, at least he's less likely to reproduce.

EDIT: Too late. On the other hand, with that approach to home improvement, it might not be an issue.
 
Let us pray for this unfortunate ba$tard:

"Lord, as this fellow human being goes through the incredibly painful adjustments he must make to deal with the life-shattering effects of his split-second of idiocy, please help him to stay out of my ambulance!"

Russ,
a firetender

www.healingartscentral.com
 
Calling Jeff foxworthy !!! Once again we give you new material .


If you use a gun to punch holes in your house.......... you may be a redneck .
 
RTFM!!! and not the gun manual...

What gives? Using a gun to "drill" a hole in the wall!?
 
Does this mean I should scrap my plan for using dynamite to install a new fireplace?

Just an ounce of common sense would have prevented this.....
 
Damn, when I was installing sat TV I always used a drill bit. I never thought to bring my glock with me to "drill" the holes. :wacko:

damn you mean we can't use those drill bits anymore? I guess I'm going to have to get my pistol permit now...lol
 
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