Arrive to work 30 minutes early to check out truck, set punch-in to automatically punch me in at start of shift.
Make sure truck is plugged into ' and all electronic toys are charging (cardiac monitor, IV pump, etc).
Replace various supplies that previous crew should have replaced after using but didn't.
Sit around and study.
Get call on the phone: head over to X location for Mr. Green, going to Y location. Ready on your arrival.
Go to X location, put Mr. Green on the stretcher, go to Y location, remove Mr. Green from stretcher.
Dispatch tells you to go sit around at a parking lot somewhere.
En route to post, get flagged down by a pedestrian who complains of shoulder pain since yesterday.
Take pedestrian to hospital.
Go back to base and watch Star Trek.
Just before end of shift, wash truck and make sure you didn't forget your phone charging cable.
Punch out.