Clip of Chimpie

LOL! That's our chimp!

The last "Trunk Monkey" commercial is awesome!
 
<<<< Ducks behind lexan window before the poo flinging begins :ph34r:
 
No way, well, not Chimpie at least!!!

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No way, well, not Chimpie at least!!!

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no,no! not chimpie! sorry, i should have clarified. monkeys were my favorite animal, actually, until i was viciously attacked by one a number of years ago. those thangs are evil, i tell you!
 
I just got done watching the Dirty Jobs episode about monkey caretakers.

I agree that chimps are more friendly than monkeys.

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I just got done watching the Dirty Jobs episode about monkey caretakers.

I agree that chimps are more friendly than monkeys.

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i haven't seen that episode, but it prolly had to do with flinging poo. that would be the least of my worries. anywhoo...no monkey is safe...believe me. then, again, if you've been taken out by one, you'll feel like you've been taken out by all of them. not only do i not trust monkeys anymore, but i also am fearful of:
squirrels
opossums
some birds
any dog or cat that i don't know

in fact, about 2 weeks ago the cutest dog ran up to me while i was in my yard. it was just adorable, but it was a bulldog. i had never seen it in our neighborhood before, and i was so scared that i almost barfed. my knees actually went weak. once i figured out who the owner was i read him the riot act. f*cking *ss. it pisses me off just thinking about it again. however, i realize my perspective is screwy. the monkey attack was pretty awful...not that i don't realize that it probably sounds kind of funny.
<---doesn't barf or go weak in the knees easily.
still, i almost kicked it in the face.
 
Careful everyone, don't hurt Chimpie's feelings too bad - He WILL fling Poo at you....
 
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