I know we all have them. What are your best "skilled" nursing home stories.
Some of mine when I was working dispatch:
Wheelchair van driver called to report an aide was using a "green leafy substance with an odor consistent with marijuana" in the outside smoking area
SNF calls for patient with acute difficulty breathing. I dispatch ALS who reports that they will be delayed on scene because the facility has to get the patient bathed, dressed and fed before transport; oh and that they were expecting a wheelchair van
SNF who started the phone call with "I don't need no EMT's or nothin' but I got two patients who have to go out. One is AMS; the other has the worst headache of his life with a BP of 210/130. Me: You're right, you don't need EMT's you need Paramedics. Them: What, why?
SNF who reports a patient is having general weakness. I repeat back: So the patient is weak all over their body. SNF: Yes, weakness on the entire left side of the body. Me:
SNF who absolutely insisted a patient with a GCS of like 5 was okay for transport by wheelchair van and that it wasn't an acute change. Guess what, they were wrong, on both counts.
From working at a 911 center
SNFs who call 911 rather than the IFT service for low-acuity non emergencies because the fire department ambulance comes for "free" (taxpayer funded); IFT costs $600-$1000 a pop. What makes that even better is if the first due ambo is out, we have to send a suppression piece from the first due to keep quick response times. So some of these SNF's were getting a ladder truck and ambo for a general illness call.
Assisted "living" who called 911 back and tried to cancel the ambo. When asked why: "The patient expired, so we don't need you anymore"
Some of mine when I was working dispatch:
Wheelchair van driver called to report an aide was using a "green leafy substance with an odor consistent with marijuana" in the outside smoking area
SNF calls for patient with acute difficulty breathing. I dispatch ALS who reports that they will be delayed on scene because the facility has to get the patient bathed, dressed and fed before transport; oh and that they were expecting a wheelchair van
SNF who started the phone call with "I don't need no EMT's or nothin' but I got two patients who have to go out. One is AMS; the other has the worst headache of his life with a BP of 210/130. Me: You're right, you don't need EMT's you need Paramedics. Them: What, why?
SNF who reports a patient is having general weakness. I repeat back: So the patient is weak all over their body. SNF: Yes, weakness on the entire left side of the body. Me:
SNF who absolutely insisted a patient with a GCS of like 5 was okay for transport by wheelchair van and that it wasn't an acute change. Guess what, they were wrong, on both counts.
From working at a 911 center
SNFs who call 911 rather than the IFT service for low-acuity non emergencies because the fire department ambulance comes for "free" (taxpayer funded); IFT costs $600-$1000 a pop. What makes that even better is if the first due ambo is out, we have to send a suppression piece from the first due to keep quick response times. So some of these SNF's were getting a ladder truck and ambo for a general illness call.
Assisted "living" who called 911 back and tried to cancel the ambo. When asked why: "The patient expired, so we don't need you anymore"