sarahharter
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Okay lets start with i am a little, well small person. and what i mean is i may be tall like 5'9 but i only weigh in around 120 lbs. and yes i just put my weight out for everyone to see. any who......i got a call the other day that made a bunch of firefighters and medics almost pee their pants laughing at me.
okay we get dispatched for an unresponsive, that is know responsive but she is stuck in the bathroom blocking the door. we get to the house and i get told hey skinny get in there. so they push teh door enough that i could squeeze in the doorway. i get in their and she is first of all laying in her own nasty feces and urine. okay so i am about to vomit because wow never smelled anything that bad before i mean ill talk a dead body over that any day. well shes screaming "im gonna die" and "i cant breath" and i am just trying not to be a smart *** and say your talking and screaming so your breathing. but hey thats just mean. so i start to calm her down when hey guess what she rolls over on her stomach. well at that exact moment she goes unresponsive and i yell to my partner and than what of all things do i hear snoring resp. what the :censored::censored::censored::censored:!!!!!so i check to try and get an airway secured and doesnt she stop breathing and freaking code. im thinking what the hell else can go wrong with this. so i pull the lady by her feet to get the door open so i can get some help and o2 and a bvm. well so what happens i start doing compressions. my medic gets there and while i'm doing cpr asks so what do we have!! are you joking. what does it look like. any way i calmly tell him well im doing cpr so i think she has no pulse and isn't breathing and thats about it so far. so we get her hooked up to the monitor and relize my compressions are not doing to much. oh yeah forgot to tell you she was pushing 450 lbs. so i get the bright idea to bounce and sorta jump off the ground to do my compressions. this seems to work so i think nothing of it. we call fire to help get her out of teh house because we are all know stuck in this small bathroom leaning in nasty and she aint going anywhere. so as i look around, and im sweating and panting because well its been 30minutes and im getting damn tired. there are about four guys just standing there laughing at me because of how funny i look doing compressions they way i have to do them. and do any of them ask hey can i give you a break, noooo they just stand there! well we get her into the truck finally, which means the guys standing around actually do something and help carry her down the stairs. so we keep doing this the whole way to the hospital. so we get there and yeah she has a pulse back. than i start feeling my lunch come back up because right before we went on the call i ate mozz sticks perogies and chips and whatever else i could find, and let me tell you jumpiong around like that and that smell, which usaually doesn't bother me, but the jumping and tummy rocking well i lost my lunch in the truck. that has never happened in my three years of doing this so im not sure what was going on. but any way my pt lived and went to cath lab and from what i here is doing good. but i am know known as the jumping bean through out where i am working and get laughed at whenever they see me.
so in the end 120lbs doesnt work easy when workng 450lbs
okay we get dispatched for an unresponsive, that is know responsive but she is stuck in the bathroom blocking the door. we get to the house and i get told hey skinny get in there. so they push teh door enough that i could squeeze in the doorway. i get in their and she is first of all laying in her own nasty feces and urine. okay so i am about to vomit because wow never smelled anything that bad before i mean ill talk a dead body over that any day. well shes screaming "im gonna die" and "i cant breath" and i am just trying not to be a smart *** and say your talking and screaming so your breathing. but hey thats just mean. so i start to calm her down when hey guess what she rolls over on her stomach. well at that exact moment she goes unresponsive and i yell to my partner and than what of all things do i hear snoring resp. what the :censored::censored::censored::censored:!!!!!so i check to try and get an airway secured and doesnt she stop breathing and freaking code. im thinking what the hell else can go wrong with this. so i pull the lady by her feet to get the door open so i can get some help and o2 and a bvm. well so what happens i start doing compressions. my medic gets there and while i'm doing cpr asks so what do we have!! are you joking. what does it look like. any way i calmly tell him well im doing cpr so i think she has no pulse and isn't breathing and thats about it so far. so we get her hooked up to the monitor and relize my compressions are not doing to much. oh yeah forgot to tell you she was pushing 450 lbs. so i get the bright idea to bounce and sorta jump off the ground to do my compressions. this seems to work so i think nothing of it. we call fire to help get her out of teh house because we are all know stuck in this small bathroom leaning in nasty and she aint going anywhere. so as i look around, and im sweating and panting because well its been 30minutes and im getting damn tired. there are about four guys just standing there laughing at me because of how funny i look doing compressions they way i have to do them. and do any of them ask hey can i give you a break, noooo they just stand there! well we get her into the truck finally, which means the guys standing around actually do something and help carry her down the stairs. so we keep doing this the whole way to the hospital. so we get there and yeah she has a pulse back. than i start feeling my lunch come back up because right before we went on the call i ate mozz sticks perogies and chips and whatever else i could find, and let me tell you jumpiong around like that and that smell, which usaually doesn't bother me, but the jumping and tummy rocking well i lost my lunch in the truck. that has never happened in my three years of doing this so im not sure what was going on. but any way my pt lived and went to cath lab and from what i here is doing good. but i am know known as the jumping bean through out where i am working and get laughed at whenever they see me.
so in the end 120lbs doesnt work easy when workng 450lbs