75 year old female- "Acting Strange"

[Sasha]

I can smell CDiff.

Seriously it smells different then regular poop.

 

[DrParasite]

I can smell CDiff.

Seriously it smells different then regular poop.

I go out of my way to not smell poop, whether it be CDiff or regular poop.

 

[Sasha]

I go out of my way to not smell poop, whether it be CDiff or regular poop.

The smell often dominates the room.

 

[abckidsmom]

I can smell CDiff.

Seriously it smells different then regular poop.

Rotavirus does too, but I also can't smell ketones.

I have a very terrible sense of smell.

 

[mycrofft]

Perhaps our OP does not actually transport? His other action scenario also terminates with removal by stairchair.

 

[Remeber343]

Pssh, stair chair? FIREFIGHTER CARRY. Cause' nothin' is more badass then that

 

[RustyShackleford]

Gotta use firefighters for something....

 

[Frozennoodle]

Initial Assessment: Responds to verbal stimuli. Alert and Oriented times 0 (no idea who she is, what month it is, and where she is.) Airway clear. Breathing Clear. Pluse is weak and thready. Notice a fruity breath odor. Stay and play here.

No family to collect SAMPLE

Administer glucose

Check Vitals: 110/76, HR: 80 Respiration: 15 breaths/min

Take her out on the Stair Chair

Check vitals every 10min an monitor any changes in responsiveness en route

What would You do in this fictitious scenario?

"What went wrong" by Eminem

Confused old betty,
Pulse is weak,
feelin' thready,
no vomit on her sweater it's soft and heavy, got no sample hx
medic's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready
to drop balms, but he keeps on forgetting
what the med director wrote down, the monitor grows so loud
she opens her mouth, and it smells like fruit comes pourin out
hes chokin how? everybody's jokin now
givin' glucose to a dka? you're over POW
up goes the cbg, now her gcs is 3
oh there goes the medic he choked
QA is mad and they won't give up that
easy, no
med director wont have it, medic's got his back to the ropes
should have listened to ROPE (region one protocol effort)
no more license he's broke