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(Thanks to RGNOON for the inspiration! This is mine.)
10 reasons to not date EMTs
They wear gloves
They’ve learned to tune out cries of pain
If they’re not sure what to do, they call a doctor, and then don't listen.
They thrive on short, intense, climactic moments.
At your peak, they may exclaim, “Can you hear me? Squeeze my hand!”
They always start by taking your history.
If you’re not responsive, you may wake up with a red tag on your toe.
They stop whatever they’re doing when they hear a siren.
They always bring a partner.
They tend to rely on Standing Orders over Improv.
10 reasons to not date EMTs
They wear gloves
They’ve learned to tune out cries of pain
If they’re not sure what to do, they call a doctor, and then don't listen.
They thrive on short, intense, climactic moments.
At your peak, they may exclaim, “Can you hear me? Squeeze my hand!”
They always start by taking your history.
If you’re not responsive, you may wake up with a red tag on your toe.
They stop whatever they’re doing when they hear a siren.
They always bring a partner.
They tend to rely on Standing Orders over Improv.
