I have another one but it is not a one liner but worthy of sharing.
We arrive for a pick up at the local mental health facility. And it was my turn to be the patient person no biggie. Well as we get let in I see this man standing behind the front desk. He has to be 7 feet tall and all muscle...
We went for a pick up from the hospital and the nurse was taking her time so I decided to speed up the process and d/c the ECG
so I kindly asked the nice elderly lady if I could adjust her mammary region to remove the lead and she said sure
As I adjust the hanging skin she says:
"Ooh...
I know these are not my dogs but I thought this video was worth sharing about our furry friends
kinda sad but worth watching!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=cqjd4-Hixxw