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Oh another good one!! Wait until partner goes to take a dump and let them get into it about 4 mins or so and start banging on the door and tell them BUS WRECK, involving semi, wait until they run out and nail them with the fire extingusher......SOOOOOOOO Great!! Even the boss liked that one! :lol:

If you want to be REALLY mean to just one person then sneak into their car and use a thin coat of KY on everything they touch....steering wheel, shifter(really great if it is a stick shift) and hell do the radio controls and heat and do the door handles too, it is priceless to stand back and...

I can top that! The hospitals in my area are starting to require an NREMT-IV certified individual to also go thru CNA training in order to keep their jobs in the hospital, I guess a few didn't make a bed right or didn't push the wheel chair right. It is so degrading the way they treat us, a CNA...

ffemt8978 Thank you so much! I looked and looked! I guess I just wasn't holding my mouth right! Symptoms were a bit different with the blood being present but the B/P and the sweating above the collarbone was there. Something just told me to have it checked, when I mentioned it to the DR he...

I am trying to locate an old post about a quad w/ a folley cath that needed to be changed and was causing fever and blood in urine. I have looked for sometime now and am unable to locate it. I came across the same situation a few shifts ago and want to look at the post because I want to know if...

Good luck to ya it sounds like you will need it! :blink: :D

Welcome to our group of strange and sometimes deranged! Okay not just sometimes.....most of the time! :P

A few weeks ago someone got ahold of one of the radios for central and was playing with it. We all think it was a couple of teens, they kept dispatching to the local donut shop. Then tried to dispatch medic units for a pt that had fallen and couldn't get up, little did they know we are called by...

Welcome Kelly, I hope you learn from this site as much as I have. It is a great sounding board also, we can really vent on this site and get some great insight as to how to handle things we come across. Stick around and we'll show you the light, or atleast let you know what NOT to do(refering to...

It was in her records that she was struck with the Alzheimers in 1999 so she had progressed quite a bit in the disease. I make the trip to Siskins a few times a month and I plan on checking in on her just to see how she progresses, it is so facinating to me, I guess I should have went into...

I had a pt yesterday that really puzzled me. The pt had a hx of Alzheimers listed and was being tx to Siskins for rehab for a CVA. The only thing that struck me was the pt was NOT showing signs of Alzheimers, she had obvious CVA symptoms (left side weakness upper and lower, and slurred speech)...

makes you wish you could wake them up just for a second and tell them "hey dumb *** look what you missed out on" Too funny.......he was damned if he did and damned if he didn't :lol:

My Daughter and I do something like that every year. They have the Angel trees around our area and we always pick a child from them when we see one. My daughter has an over sized heart for a 12 year old, she ALWAYS thinks of the less fourtunate before herself. I am really proud of her for that ...

;) Congratulations......I'm sure it was well deserved!

Well at our service we are not only the only ambulance service in the county we are also the coroners office since our owner is also the coroner for the county. We get ALL and I mean ALL of the dead ones, we even do the forensic recovery for any murders. We are truly experienced at our service...

Margaritaville...... I like Your Style :D I think you would have her whooped into shape in no time at all ;)

You must be with one of those services I have heard about. Ours is very relaxed and I am very thankful for it. I have heard some places even make you keep your boots on for the whole 24hr shift, we walk around in our slippers or socks whenever we are in. I wish you all the luck in the world with...

TKO....... Key word on this is PARTNER. That is what makes the whole thing work. She should be reminded that you are not her worker Bee you are her partner. We have a strong bond at our service when it comes to being partners, it doesn't matter if it is for the day or permanent, we become a...

My interview consisted of going in and "riding" for the day. It started off with working a code on a naked man, my boss said he was impressed that it didn't phase me that the man was in his birhtday suit. I never hesitated I just went ot work on him as I would any dressed pt.. I got the job I...