Recent content by doctorfodder

Never ride with a guy whose nickname is CRASH and he has a certificate saying he hasn't crashed a rig in 45 days.

best laugh I've had in a while. I can't wait for more.

I went to the morgue to visit my cousin that was working there. He took me to where they were soaking one of the bodies. The damned thing sat up when the muscles contracted and gas passed through the larynx and made that weird ominous ghostly sound. I never knew I could move that fast...

isnt that always the case, though?

My favorite question to ask... You put what, WHERE?!

LMAO!! Oh man, reminds me an EMT student that was getting the IV line into the hand and turned comletely green before anything began. I thought he was going to pass out or vomit. These are the kinds of people I bust out the 16 to 12-guage needles attached to the 50cc syringes...

Ours is completely separate.

Its like having construction crews change from all white shirts that they used to wear on highway/street front jobs to day glow shirts. Visibility is a safety issue.

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go for your DPH

Sorry, I'm unable to give you the kind of information you seek. Here, the fire and EMS don't really play well together. EMS generally sees fire as the guys that get in the way. Fire looks at EMS as the pushy guys who just transport the patient to the hospital. Oh, fire likes to stay...

Had a man with a bottle stuck up his ***. what people stick inside themselves is way beyond me.

Had a female ER tech that was trying to put in a catheter in an elderly man's urethra. He kept getting a hard on evertime she touched his penis. Finally she got so grossed out from this old man that she asked a rather large, generally angry male EMT in the ER to do it for her. He was still...

hahahahahahahaha......oh man, reminds me of a very "stained" underwear I came across that made me wish I had double gloves on.