What not to let your partner do...

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Never, never let your partner bake a pizza in the oven.

He likes to start fires :lol:
 
Uhhhh, I set the fire alarms off in my apartment building because I set the microwave for 30 minutes instead of 30 seconds. For some reason, my roommates wouldn't let me cook anymore.
 
My partner just said he was going to heat up his pizza, then realized it says do not place in microwave. We do not have an oven. Haha! Hes headed to get some fast food now.
 
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What Not is When EMS needs FD

When word comes along that the Supervisor is coming to visit your satellite station, don't let your partner take all the crap laying around the kitchen and shove it in the oven and shut the door. You're both sure to forget. That is until, of course, tomorrow. You'll remember about 15 minutes after you turn on the oven to pre-heat it for that Pizza! The plasticware usually goes first.
 
When word comes along that the Supervisor is coming to visit your satellite station, don't let your partner take all the crap laying around the kitchen and shove it in the oven and shut the door. You're both sure to forget. That is until, of course, tomorrow. You'll remember about 15 minutes after you turn on the oven to pre-heat it for that Pizza! The plasticware usually goes first.

LOL!!! And you know this how my friend?
 
Too weird to make up.
 
If Brown is your partner its best not to let him drive .... or read the map .... hmmm
 
Don't matter brown is to blind to be in the helicopter. You don't have enough orange tape for him to see it. B)
 
Just because I am a blinderino don't mean I can't set my dog onto you :D
 
And my two bits? Never put 4 lbs of charcoal into a BBQ that's only supposed to need just ONE pound...

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Any questions?
 
And my two bits? Never put 4 lbs of charcoal into a BBQ that's only supposed to need just ONE pound...

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Any questions?

yeah. How did the food turn out? :rolleyes:
 
True. Well they did say if you cook it to slow it drys it out. :unsure:

But if you cook it too fast it will charred on the outside and bleeding on the inside.
My vote for that senario. Order Pizza.
 
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