Now you are just trolling for the sake of it.
I was going to keep out of this thread, but you are generalizing about not only the US EMS system, but yours too. First off, your healthcare isn't free. Not even close. There may be components of it which are not billed at the point of use, but Victoria (for example) use both government-funded and private insurance to fund healthcare. This was also true for my sister when she lived in WA for 8 years. I seem to remember that her ambulance insurance was separate to her hospital insurance. Double dipping? So much for free healthcare. Maybe it was because she was a "bloody foreigner"...a term you may be familiar with in inclusive Australia.
But as to your initial post, which started off poorly and declined from there. One thing you may want to take from this thread is that whether you are stand-up comedian, a religious nut, a politician, or EMS forum member, you should always know your audience. Did you really think that your post - directed towards a predominantly US-based community, and which does little more than slag them off and attempt to highlight how good you have it - would achieve anything other than to be met with contempt it deserved? Are you really surprised that people are closing ranks, particularly now that you have descended into political and religious diatribe? I can only guess that you may be new to evidence-based research if this is how you chose to present your findings.
Still, many people who are neither practicing nor living in the US, frequently feel the need to throw their weight around on US-based EMS forums, seemingly just to highlight how their systems are the envy of the world. Of course they are not, and believing so is quite an insular position to take. I've been reading the same nonsense for years, and as a British expat, have noticed that the "EMS in the US sucks" posts are only outnumbered by the PMs in my inbox with the usual "Hey, I'm from [pick a country]...How can I immigrate to work on the ambulances in the US?".
The questions remain however, if EMS systems in countries such as your own - as well as the often-quoted UK - are such Meccas of healthcare, why is there still serious problems with retention? Why are the likes of bullying, harassment, and assault so commonplace as to almost be expected from both senior staff and patients alike? Why are suicide rates on the increase amongst ambulance staff, particularly compared to the crappy old US? Come to think of it, I may have already answered that last question.
Forget the burn stuff, from where I am sitting you have bigger fish to fry before you go taking the piss out of other country's EMS system.