The nastiest call

Believe it or not. It wasn't a Pitbull, or any other "aggressive" dog. IT WAS A JACK RUSELL TERRIER. :o

Now sing it with me. Who let the dogs out! Or if that didn't suit your listening pleasure. How about this old classic The head bones connected to the neck bone!. Like you diidn't see that coming!:lol:
Wow.....i know im late lurking around but im new......but i love the humor in this. but yah....pretty crassy stuff :wacko:
 
nastiest call

My nastiest call was a multiple pt. stabbing . 2 fatalities , 1 red tag . Husband came home to find his wife in a comprimising position with his best friend . Hubbie goes to the kitchen and comes back with a large steak knife . Wife opens her eyes and screams just as the knife is coming down at her lover . He moves , she gets single stab wound to the carotid . The men proceed to fight though every room in the apt. except the kids room . ( luckily , they were in school ) Boyfriend goes down with several major wounds , but not before stabbing bubbie in the heart with his own knife . There was so much blood it was unreal . When all was said and done we all needed uniform changes . I worked the wife . Hard to do CPR with no blood left . There were 2 engines , 2 ALS rigs , 2 BLS rigs , a PM supervisor , and an army of cops all over this crime scene . It was originally thought to be a home invasion . Cops pieced it together with help from the neighbors . Boyfriend survived , I didn't hear if he got charged with anything .
 
Okay this isnt the nastest thing i've seen but it turned my tummy. I hate feet. They gross me out. We took this LOL in NAD and she had the NASTIEST feet EVERY. OMG Her toe nails were longer than my fingers. like long and bent in different directions and yellow. Oh I gaged bad. My partener just giggled and giggled
 
One of the greatest complements I ever got in my career was, ten years after I was kaput, I was walking down the streets of Santa Barbara when I was accosted by one of the former Explorer Scouts I had trained when he was a seventeen-year old.

There he was with about 8 years under his belt as a paramedic. He said, "I've been looking for you for two years." His fervor was so high, I was sure I owed him a lot of money or had done his girlfriend or something...He was SO serious, I was a little afraid for my life.

"You remember that gross call you told me about?"

Funny thing is, I did. I have one killer call that stands as the grossest of 'em all

Back in Florida (1975 or so) got a call for “Report to (trailer park). PD’s responding to a locked trailer with a funny smell coming from it.” We knew what it was. Happened often in that little ol’ retirement town. Nobody’s seen Mazie, who lives alone, for a couple weeks until her next door neighbor notices this distinct stench from the house. Get the picture?

In this case, though, as we pulled into the driveway, running out of the house and puking over the porch rail were two local Sheriffs. I knew what was up.

Oddly enough, I have no sense of smell from my Brother smacking me on the nose with a tennis racket when I was 5 y.o. I bet my partner 2 bucks I could go into the house and see what was up without puking. He bet.

In the house – whose windows were shut and, presumably, the A/C had stopped at some point – the air was moist and almost visibly thick, granting everything a kind of fuzzy haze to it. My partner started to blanch. He went into an open bedroom door came right out and bolted for the porch (insert puking sounds here!).

Now, I had to earn my two bucks. Considering I was working 24 hrs. a day, five days a week for $600 a month, 2 bucks meant something!

Holding my breath, I walked across the transom to see a TV turned on, porno magazines scattered across the floor, and lying half-on, half-off the bed, a bloated torso. But the air was so damn thick and I was losing my breath and in the haze, almost like something out of a psychedelic trip, I saw that below the guy’s waist (was naked and Willie seemed to be there) his skin was undulating in little ripples and waves. Inching two feet closer I looked, turned and briskly walked out the door, catching a painful breath in the living room and then dizzy, almost collapsing on the porch rail…but not puking, though I’d like to now!

Everything below the guy’s waist was maggots!

I don’t remember just how many Explorers and friends and family members that haven’t talked to me after telling this one, and I knew I deserved a cummupance.

So, when this former Explorer came up to me and said, “I finally got one that’s worse than yours.” And knowing that my stomach was a lot less bulletproof since leaving the field, I braced myself and listened.

He was called to the home of a 45 year old woman living with her Mother who weighed about 400 lbs., hadn’t left her bed in maybe two months. Though her Mom fed her well, she couldn’t quite get her Daughter to the bathroom, let alone out of the bed.

Get the picture?

(Let's do Lunch!)
 
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