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usalsfyre said:
You know there's those in the nursing profession who would strangle you for watching that show right?
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Yes, when the show came out, I was administrating one of the largest nursing sites on the net (Not Allnurses). We had some lovely discussions about it. Heaven was divided you see, into two factions, the faithful and the rebellious.


The faithful chose to stay the path, assuming that every time a nurse appeared on TV in any capacity that they were to have nice, clean white shoes, a smile on their face, and be ready to portray a sunny disposition as they stare you in the eye repeating the last three words you say with an upward inflection as if to indicate that they are listening attentively.

The rebellious chose to wage war with the faction of the faithful and would dare challenge the throne, professing in their hearts that asserting in their minds that some things on TV could be just for entertainment, especially shows that are already categorized as "Dark Comedies"...

For quite some time now, there has been a silence in the heavens, the likes of which could verily tear the stars asunder were it to be interrupted with the looming, pendulous clouds of war that have ever-so wearily hung over our heads since that horrible day in 2009.
 
I got the job!!!!!!!!!!

I got the job that i applied for a hospital based ems service, i will be doing transport from helo to hospital and vice versa and some 911 stuff. I will be working for Meducare. I interviewed today at 8am and they called me at 12. i have to pass a background check and physical since its and state job, but i don't have anything to worry about that. Just feeling so relieved!!!!!!!!
 
EMTRyan232 said:
i have to pass a background check and physical since its and state job, but i don't have anything to worry about that
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Until the suits show up at your door...

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I'm going to buy another gun today. Let those black suits follow me home
 
HotelCo said:
Whatcha getting?
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Buying the Gen 4 Glock 19 going down the street and trading it for a G 19 RTF2 with bunch of extras. He wants the Gen 4, I want the RTF2. Good trade. I missed my RTF2 after I got rid of it
 
F the USPOSTAL SERVICE USELESS PIECES OF CRAP!


I have my check mailed now since I'm switching banks, and they mailed my check on Monday 4 miles away, and it's not here.

Called post office, they told me we can't give you that info due to homeland security



REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY????????????

No gun for me, and no going to work tonight because someone is litterly on empty. Thank god for random trees landing on my house and causing me to pay money toward insurance
 
Sweetness. You can't have too many guns IMHO. Well....................

Nahhhh....never to many.

My wish list:

Sig Sauer P239 .40S&W
Glock G28
Ruger Redhawk (Or S&W 629 Can't decide.)
S&W M&P 360
Browning BLR .30-06
Weatherby Mark V .300 Win-Mag
Colt M4
Mossburg 500 Tactical

Of course I want many more than that, but I figure that should do me for a while. ;-)
 
Brown has never had a problem with the US Postal Service, they aren't bad when they can get things to the other side of the planet in a week.

But OMG why is there always a line when you go in like seriously they have like five positions and one person on? WTF?
 
MrBrown said:
Brown has never had a problem with the US Postal Service, they aren't bad when they can get things to the other side of the planet in a week.

But OMG why is there always a line when you go in like seriously they have like five positions and one person on? WTF?
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Yes they can get a package from Kuwait to the middle of the Ozarks in 6 days but somehow the entire "customer service thing" is just too tricky :(
 
Begin my first shift as a full volunteer with spiffy uniform in 2 hours 45 minutes. Up until now I've been a probationary volunteer.
 
bigbaldguy said:
Begin my first shift as a full volunteer with spiffy uniform in 2 hours 45 minutes. Up until now I've been a probationary volunteer.
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Don't kill anybody and keep your hands and feet inside the stretcher at all times
 
MrBrown said:
Don't kill anybody and keep your hands and feet inside the stretcher at all times
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Wait a minute, I'm supposed to be the one on the stretcher, ahhh hell I think I misread something!
 
MrBrown said:
Don't kill anybody and keep your hands and feet inside the stretcher at all times
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Brown's Partner: Wake up!

Brown: Hnnn??

Brown's Partner: We have a call, Mate.

Brown: Drive us there, willya, Mate, I'll get up then.
 
I'm really starting to despise MBAs in healthcare "leadership" who have no clinical background.
 
firetender said:
Brown's Partner: Wake up!

Brown: Hnnn??

Brown's Partner: We have a call, Mate.

Brown: Drive us there, willya, Mate, I'll get up then.
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Brown fell asleep on the way to a job on Saturday night, Brown however was not driving.
 
Signed paperwork on the new place earlier today, MCAT at 9:00 AM, taking no chances, no study after 8, in bed by 9.
 
MrBrown said:
Brown fell asleep on the way to a job on Saturday night, Brown however was not driving.
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Around here your still a green medic until you can:
Wake up long enough to walk to the truck and collapse in the passenger's seat asleep

Wake up at every stop, clear your side and then fall back asleep

Wake up on scene and render appropriate care through transport

Stay awake long enough to clean the truck, RTS, and collapse in the passenger's seat asleep.
 
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