the 100% directionless thread

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Ha! I love the internet. But I am thinking there's a lot of people who now hate you for actually posting the picture.
 
Not the picture I wanted to see when I first get up in the morning.
 
JPINFV said:
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Oh my god!!!! Not at all what I want to see.

But kat, I think first thing in the morning is better than right before bed. :-P

And to whoever called dispatchers idiots, they are far from idiocy. They are, if you will recall, evil messengers from hell brimming over with evil. As such they are deceitful, subversive, narcissistic, tyrannical and self fulfilling fiends. They are absolute masters at their black art and as such are incredibly intelligent and smart. However, the terrible misapplication of this intelligence to such an evil mission has created a hideous beast, the likes of which knights in shining armor used to slay in defense of fair maidens. This beast is cunning, crafty, scheming and is most certainly (and unfortunately) not an idiot. These beast like dispatchers are seemingly all knowing entities who although in possession of important information needed to complete our job refuse to share it. Who know that sleep is vital to the human body yet steal it anyhow and who for some odd reason demand the sacrifice of at least one hot meal per shift. After all this, the beast expects us to speak with it kindly and civilly on the radio as if we were talking to another human being. All of this requires an incredible level of smartness, not possessed by the average idiot, but possessed in a overabundant (although sadistically misapplied) fashion in the average dispatcher.
 
Hey, I see my signature quote in that post :p
 
I do recall, cause I used to be one for a while.

Dispatchers call you when you don't want to be called to send you somewhere you don't want to go to do something you don't want to do all the while there is someone else that is closer than you are, better equipped than you are and bored to death wanting to do something................
 
8jimi8 said:
my #$%^&* ng car window got smashed in and the EFFing ran off with my work backpack, which had nothing but clinical paperwork, books
that i use and my EFFING LITMANN 3100...
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Oh :censored::censored::censored::censored:! Your 3100 got stolen??!@!>!>?
 
Yah. I'm hemorrhaging money. Lost my Oakley m frames on the ski trip. Broken window. Littman 3100...
 
8jimi8 said:
Yah. I'm hemorrhaging money. Lost my Oakley m frames on the ski trip. Broken window. Littman 3100...
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If it makes you feel better you can get a new pair of M-frames for relatively cheap since you're an EMT.
 
jtpaintball70 said:
If it makes you feel better you can get a new pair of M-frames for relatively cheap since you're an EMT.
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Details !?!

Dude screw the job get your *** to Austin.
 
8jimi8 said:
Yah. I'm hemorrhaging money. Lost my Oakley m frames on the ski trip. Broken window. Littman 3100...
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I thought I'd be stylish and buy some $400 Prada shades to go with an armani suit I have, ... bad idea.

The freakin shades got stolen in less than 4 days.
 
8jimi8 said:
Details !?!

Dude screw the job get your *** to Austin.
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You gonna pay my bills? :p
As for the frames, check out usstandardissue.com 60-65 for the M-frames on there once they confirm your account (send them a scan of your EMT cert)
 
At Hooters gettin' a free chicken sammich
 
I want Chili's
 
New Zealand was hit by another earthquake, 6.3. Joy, Brown, you two ok?
 
Another large quake in Christchurch NZ

6.3 only 5km deep. Buildings down and injuries, is all they are saying at this stage.
Thoughts and prayers please!

Enjoynz
 
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