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The gummy bear one is amazing as well.
Sounds like the gummy bears will clean you out as fast as anything from Taco Bell will!
 
The gummy bear one is amazing as well.
I have since updated my gummy bear post with another, older, better classic.
 
Sounds like the gummy bears will clean you out as fast as anything from Taco Bell will!
Taco Bell is bush league compared to the power of the sugar free gummies...
 
Taco Bell is bush league compared to the power of the sugar free gummies...

Remind me to never buy these for any of my coworkers. Twelve hours on a box with the laxative effect would be unBEARable!
 
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Did it work or am I bad @ posting images ?
 
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Did it work or am I bad @ posting images ?
Hopefully this worked...

ETA: it did!

Here's the trick: Use {img}URL{/img} when inserting pictures and simply substitute [ and ] for { and } and it should work. I used the other bracket because if I used the regular ones, the system would think I was trying to insert an image and give the same result you got.
 
THERE IS A FREAKING BIG*** SPIDER ON MY CEILING. I can do ANYTHING but freaking SPIDERS.
 
I SPRAYED IT WITH WINDEX AND IT FELL AND NOW I CAN'T FIND IT. Oh my gosh.
Why/how was your first inclination to spray it with windex? That doesn't even remotely sound like a good idea.
 
I might as well share the story why I'm afraid of spiders and wasps. When I was 4 I thought those huge fire ants were awesome. So going against my mother's advice I decided to go play in the giant *** ant hill and got bitten or stung or whatever and was traumatized. BUT THE WASPS. Oh I can do bees, but I swear if there is a wasp and I'm not in a situation where someone's life depends on it I am out of there. So...after I had my 4th brain surgery our upstairs developed a little bit of a wasp situation in our ventilation system. And who's room did the wasps decide to always visit? MINE. It was like a freaking wasp tea party. So I was doing my thing getting ready. I was getting out of the shower and this big black thing comes flying at me and DISAPPEARES. LIKE FREAKING HARRY POTTER INTO A WALL. Let me tell you I swear someone probobly thought I was being murdered. The the little freak was stuck between my back and my towel! I was so scared and so freaked out I ran downstairs in my towel into my mom's room screaming ,"MOM! OH MY GOD! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! I think she may have peed herself a little. Mind you it being 6 am and her still being asleep and all she was like, " Well drop your towel!"
And oh my gosh I was like why the H*** didn't I think of that?!? And there you have it.
 
I might as well share the story why I'm afraid of spiders and wasps. When I was 4 I thought those huge fire ants were awesome. So going against my mother's advice I decided to go play in the giant *** ant hill and got bitten or stung or whatever and was traumatized. BUT THE WASPS. Oh I can do bees, but I swear if there is a wasp and I'm not in a situation where someone's life depends on it I am out of there. So...after I had my 4th brain surgery our upstairs developed a little bit of a wasp situation in our ventilation system. And who's room did the wasps decide to always visit? MINE. It was like a freaking wasp tea party. So I was doing my thing getting ready. I was getting out of the shower and this big black thing comes flying at me and DISAPPEARES. LIKE FREAKING HARRY POTTER INTO A WALL. Let me tell you I swear someone probobly thought I was being murdered. The the little freak was stuck between my back and my towel! I was so scared and so freaked out I ran downstairs in my towel into my mom's room screaming ,"MOM! OH MY GOD! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! I think she may have peed herself a little. Mind you it being 6 am and her still being asleep and all she was like, " Well drop your towel!"
And oh my gosh I was like why the H*** didn't I think of that?!? And there you have it.
....how much caffeine have you had today?
 
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