i was on a call recently where we were putting the leads on a deceased stab victim. he had been stabbed upwards of 20 times with what looked like a screw driver or something. anyway, as we are taking the leads off i heard this huge, and quite impressive fart. i looked at my partner and said "oh my god, matt, was that you? that was disgusting. at least excuse yourself!!!" (there were lots of police, ems, fire personnel around. matt looked at me and said "no, i swear that wasn't me". we looked at each other and then the deceased and back at each other again in amazement. about that time one of the nearby cops said "uh, sorry about that...excuse me". i was laughing so hard i could barely walk let alone carry the monitor. i just couldn't pull myselves together from the laughter!