New disease

[ffemt8978]

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"what's the matter?" he asks.

"i have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"what the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"i can't see my *** coming in to work today!"

 

[CaptainPanic]

LMAO! I'll have to try that sometime when I dont feel like going into work.....

-Capn

 

[TTLWHKR]

My boss would suggest I see the company physcian before returning to work... I'd be afraid how they would diagnose that. :blink:


Exit Only! h34r:

 

[HotNoldEMTchick]

It's also known as optical restraint disorder...

OR you could suffer from:

Rectal-Cerebrum Displacement Disorder - when you can't get your head out of your a$$...

 

[CaptainPanic]

I usually refer to it as cranial rectitis

 

[ShortHairedPunkette]

:lol: