Medic versus _______

[MedikErik]

Q: Whats the difference between a paramedic and God?
A: God doesn't think he's a paramedic.

Q: Whats the difference between an armless man and a paramedic?
A: The armless man has a good excuse for not lifting anything.

Q: Whats the difference between an EMT and a taxi-cab driver?
A: The taxi-cab driver gets tips after every trip.

Q: Whats the difference between an EMT and a sky captain?
A: A sky-captain only has to carry bags one-way.

There's only two things that are ever wrong: a man when he's arguing with his wife, and a doctor when he's giving orders to a paramedic.

 

[Airwaygoddess]

LOL! ^_^

 

[Hedar]

Q: Whats the difference between an EMT and a taxi-cab driver?
A: The taxi-cab driver gets money after every trip.

:glare:

 

[MedikErik]

Those last four are mine; feel free to distribute freely .

 

[PArescueEMT]

Q: Whats the difference between an EMT and a taxi-cab driver?
A: The taxi-cab driver gets tips after every trip.

I drove a taxi for a while... not true

 

[Airwaygoddess]

Taxi cabs do not include PPE aka BSI!!!

 

[Hedar]

PPE = ?

BSI = ?

h34r:

 

[lemsbls]

PPE = Personal Protective equipment

BSI = Body Substance Isolation

 

[Hedar]

Thanks for the info ;-)

 

[lemsbls]

Thanks for the info ;-)

glad to be of assistance

 

[MedikErik]

Either you haven't completed EMT-B yet, or if you have you should seriously consider getting screened for diseases if you're not aware of those two lol.

 

[Hedar]

Medikerik...

Take a look to my location...

In Italy those 2 have other names, for me PPE could mean "paper production equipment"...

^_^

 

[MedikErik]

My bad... you know how us American's are... assuming we're the only ones who speak good English lol. Good deal. Make sure to produce lots of paper before treating trauma patients .