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I heard this today and found it funny and in some cases true.

What is the difference between God and a paramedic?
God does not think he is a Paramedic!
 
I like the slightly different punchline..."God doesn't walk around calling himself a paramedic."
 
Aaaannnnnndddd....

If a Thumper could drive and read a map most basics would be out of a job.
 
oldschoolmedic said:
If a Thumper could drive and read a map most basics would be out of a job.
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Ask some people here, and they'll probably tell you basics can't do those either.
 
rmellish said:
I like the slightly different punchline..."God doesn't walk around calling himself a paramedic."
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Its the wrong punchline. Paramedics don't walk or lift.
 
This thread is going nowhere fast...
 
Guardian said:
Where I am, I do all the map reading and give all the directions. So make that just drive and thump for me.
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come to think of it, we have autopulses, so make that just drive.



I'm only kidding of course, but when you knock me, I'm going to knock you right back.
 
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Wow! Thats awesome.
 
another one to throw in (sorry, couldn't help myself :P)

what's the difference between a porcupine and an ALS Rig?

The porcupine has all the pricks on the outside...:P

(note: all the ACP's I've worked with have been awesome, but still find the joke amusing)
 
poke, poke, poke...

The definition of a "basic" - an individual who could be locked naked in a small room with two titanium ball bearings, in fifteen minutes he will have broken one and lost the other.

My wife says I enjoy poking the monkeys through the bars of the cage. I do remember to duck because they fling poo.
 
And that's enough of this thread.
 
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