Heart ripped out of body by deceleration/ crash

[ThadeusJ]

The nerve of y'all

Not along the same vein, but I artery be OK with it.

 

[DragonClaw]

Not along the same vein, but I artery be OK with it.

These puns are just going in circle of Willis.

 

[SandpitMedic]

These puns are just going in circle of Willis.

I feel them in every Purkinje fiber of my being tho.

 

[DragonClaw]

I feel them in every Purkinje fiber of my being tho.

I should have node you'd go there

 

[Carlos Danger]

So, fact or fiction? Am I the joke this time?

I don’t doubt for a moment that massive thoracic trauma suffered by a motorcyclist crashing at 100mph could somehow result in the heart exiting the thorax, but I really highly doubt that deceleration forces alone would do it.

 

[DragonClaw]

I don’t doubt for a moment that massive thoracic trauma suffered by a motorcyclist crashing at 100mph could somehow result in the heart exiting the thorax, but I really highly doubt that deceleration forces alone would do it.

Not just deceleration, combined with a collision with a vehicle etc.

 

[VentMonkey]

Honestly, I’m just glad to know that dad jokes transcend all fields, even morbidly.

 

[DragonClaw]

Honestly, I’m just glad to know that dad jokes transcend all fields, even morbidly.

I'm dead serious they do

 

[luke_31]

The nerve of y'all

Stress relief makes for some very grave jokes.

 

[mgr22]

I don’t doubt for a moment that massive thoracic trauma suffered by a motorcyclist crashing at 100mph could somehow result in the heart exiting the thorax, but I really highly doubt that deceleration forces alone would do it.

Not only that, but to find the heart "in the far side post" of the other vehicle?

 

[DragonClaw]

Stress relief makes for some very grave jokes.

Of corpse it does.

 

[Phillyrube]

Izzit true that stimulating the vagus nerve will slow the heart, and cause an uncontrollable urge to gamble?