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what in the.... :huh:Originally posted by Celtictigeress@Dec 4 2005, 11:01 AM
Well, I dont worship Satan I worship Santa..any man that can be all of our peoples sugar daddy one day a year and give us good things is okay in my book...though I never got my pony...DAMN YOU SANTA DAMN YOU!!!!
We had a call the other day, anyway after dropping off our ugh TB patient from the ride along we were exiting..... A mother was yelling at her in Princess' terms "crumbsnatcher" kid who apparantly broke his arm while trying to fly
"you dumb s*** you cant fly people cant fly"
Ha Ha silly Mommy sure we fly I fly planes nearly every weekende.... and with us jumping sure we fly great for a few seconds...its the landing people havent gotten down yet...
Shows what she knows
But yeah Im with the original title MerryHappy NDWSE Happy merry chrismasoltikwanamas
sounds like a new breed of animal
*Does her narrator voice* vIn a pole so cold.... the only chance for survival to breed new genetic mutations, a cross between the fatman sant screwing the elves who in turn screw the reindeer who in turn screw miss clause gaining a beast so unimaginable so frightening so large that it puts King Kong to shame... its the christmasoltikwanamas..... coming to a Theatre near you June 2005 (ever notice how they put xmas movies out during the summer?? should I get started on christmas deco???)
yeah so wrong, random thought from yours truely...
Namaste
what in the.... :huh:Originally posted by VinBin+Dec 4 2005, 07:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (VinBin @ Dec 4 2005, 07:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celtictigeress@Dec 4 2005, 11:01 AM
Well, I dont worship Satan I worship Santa..any man that can be all of our peoples sugar daddy one day a year and give us good things is okay in my book...though I never got my pony...DAMN YOU SANTA DAMN YOU!!!!
We had a call the other day, anyway after dropping off our ugh TB patient from the ride along we were exiting..... A mother was yelling at her in Princess' terms "crumbsnatcher" kid who apparantly broke his arm while trying to fly
"you dumb s*** you cant fly people cant fly"
Ha Ha silly Mommy sure we fly I fly planes nearly every weekende.... and with us jumping sure we fly great for a few seconds...its the landing people havent gotten down yet...
Shows what she knows
But yeah Im with the original title MerryHappy NDWSE Happy merry chrismasoltikwanamas
sounds like a new breed of animal
*Does her narrator voice* vIn a pole so cold.... the only chance for survival to breed new genetic mutations, a cross between the fatman sant screwing the elves who in turn screw the reindeer who in turn screw miss clause gaining a beast so unimaginable so frightening so large that it puts King Kong to shame... its the christmasoltikwanamas..... coming to a Theatre near you June 2005 (ever notice how they put xmas movies out during the summer?? should I get started on christmas deco???)
yeah so wrong, random thought from yours truely...
Namaste
Are you :blink:Originally posted by Celtictigeress@Dec 4 2005, 11:01 AM
Well, I dont worship Satan I worship Santa..any man that can be all of our peoples sugar daddy one day a year and give us good things is okay in my book...though I never got my pony...DAMN YOU SANTA DAMN YOU!!!!
We had a call the other day, anyway after dropping off our ugh TB patient from the ride along we were exiting..... A mother was yelling at her in Princess' terms "crumbsnatcher" kid who apparantly broke his arm while trying to fly
"you dumb s*** you cant fly people cant fly"
Ha Ha silly Mommy sure we fly I fly planes nearly every weekende.... and with us jumping sure we fly great for a few seconds...its the landing people havent gotten down yet...
Shows what she knows
But yeah Im with the original title MerryHappy NDWSE Happy merry chrismasoltikwanamas
sounds like a new breed of animal
*Does her narrator voice* vIn a pole so cold.... the only chance for survival to breed new genetic mutations, a cross between the fatman sant screwing the elves who in turn screw the reindeer who in turn screw miss clause gaining a beast so unimaginable so frightening so large that it puts King Kong to shame... its the christmasoltikwanamas..... coming to a Theatre near you June 2005 (ever notice how they put xmas movies out during the summer?? should I get started on christmas deco???)
yeah so wrong, random thought from yours truely...
Namaste
Lets see how much fun we can take out of life, huh preacher manOriginally posted by squid@Dec 6 2005, 02:16 PM
Hey, she *said* it was random thoughts...
We have this church around here that, every December, puts up some sign that says "Santa Claus = Satan Claus" or "Jesus will take you to Heaven, Santa will take you to Hell" or something. So there ya go -- some people seem to find a connection
I'm more of a Solstice celebrator, myself. But you would be too if you had less than 4 dang hours of sunlight on December 21.
It's a ****ing joke... Jesus Christopher Columbus... Get a grip and take a valium!Originally posted by Strike3@Dec 6 2005, 02:47 PM
Don't even get me started on this non-christmas BS....It's stupid. :angry: