Guns, boots, stethoscopes, self defense, light bars, windshield punches

So you were lured to this thread by false pretenses.

  • "This was funny". (:)

    Votes: 13 32.5%

  • "I'm furious and will be right over, nimnull!". >:(

    Votes: 4 10.0%

  • "Nice Noob Trap!" <;)

    Votes: 5 12.5%

  • "So where are the guns, knives, boots, light bars, etc.?" (:,

    Votes: 18 45.0%
  • Total voters
    40
  • Poll closed .
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Guns, boots, stethoscopes, self defense, light bars, windshield punches FALSE PRETENS

Just want to see how many "hits" this gets.
 
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You forgot bat belts.
 
I Bet This Locks.
 
I keep a turret in my car so people get out of my way.
 
PSST guys look up. Aren't you working or something?

Maybe this should have been in "Laughriot", but it wouldn't have worked at all there!
Five days people. Vote early and often.B)
 
HAHA I messed up!

Disregard it seems to have worked!
 
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I leased a helicopter so I can airlift patients myself.
 
Well I got you all beat. I have the space craft that the government claims doesn't exist and I can get to patients faster and then just beam them up so I can use all the cool tools I've bought from whackers-r-us. :P
 
I have my CT scanner in the ambulance.
 
Making plans to do a pre hospital major organ transplant.
 
medic417 said:
Well I got you all beat. I have the space craft that the government claims doesn't exist and I can get to patients faster and then just beam them up so I can use all the cool tools I've bought from whackers-r-us. :P
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I am starting the first luner ambulance service!

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Hey Coins & Poppy, can I go in on that live organ doner deal with you?
 
I already thought UFOs were ambulances from outer space. They have probes that do thing out of our Earthly scope of practise.
 
I got a Turret mounted to my ambulance... its also rollin on DUB's with 40" spinners and neon underglow... did I mention the 2 12" subs it got in back

I call it... Drive-By Ambulance Bros.... lol
 
DV_EMT said:
I got a Turret mounted to my ambulance... its also rollin on DUB's with 40" spinners and neon underglow... did I mention the 2 12" subs it got in back

I call it... Drive-By Ambulance Bros.... lol
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I went with the monster truck tires myself. Makes riding Code 3 a lot easier. But the county wasn't too pleased with the crushed line of school buses.
 
I've put a green light bar on my Honda so that I can save .345 seconds en route to the station. I will be putting videos up on Youtube of my POV responses soon.

I also have a portable MRI in my trunk as well as a full surgical suite.
 
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