LOL—In the national curriculum, CPR is considered to be a prerequisite for the EMT-B class, not part of it. Therefore, there is no chapter for it in
my EMT book. That being said, CPR is actually taught in Maryland as part of the EMT class in one of the class sessions. However, there is still no chapter for it in the EMT book. Just an appendix. You want to try to be a smartass without even knowing what you're talking about...LOL.
And I CHALLENGE you to tell me where in
my protocols it says to not do CPR on a stretcher. Luckily for you, Maryland only has one set of protocols for the entire state, so you don't even need to try to figure out which local or agency-specific protocols apply to me. Here, I'll even make it easy for you by giving you a link to MD's protocols. It's the very first link on this page:
http://www.miemss.org/home/EMSProviders/EMSproviderProtocols/tabid/106/Default.aspx
Finally, I think you ought to go back and review some of the things I've said and find some of the details you've missed. Details like the one that it's a local SOP to get the patient on the AutoPulse ASAP. If you don't know what that is,
look it up. Part of the AutoPulse is a hard surface for the patient's upper body to rest on, which provides a firm surface for compressions. Gee, I wonder why I wasn't taught that a stretcher wasn't good enough? As I've said at LEAST
twice already, it's a MOOT POINT for my jurisdiction.
So don't tell me what I'm being taught in
my class. If you want to mention it at all, you may
ask if that's taught in my class. And don't
ever tell me, or anyone else, what's going on in
my mind. Period.