Do EMT's get Polygraphed?

I just took beta blockers before mine. :)
 
It does...was one of the many recommendations out of several different books I own concerning the subject.
 
Maury: So you believe you are a werewolf, and that if you don't get help, you will hurt someone?
Crazy: Yes maury, that is correct. I came here to get help. I want to be back to normal, but I need people to believe me first.

Maury: Well folks, we put this man on a lie detector test and the results when we get back!!

Welcome back folks, in this episode of Maury this man belevies he is a werewolf and if we don't help him he's going to hurt someone. So we put him to the test and hooked him up to a lie detector... Lets get those results... So Mr. Warrel, I have the results in my hand. Would you like me to open them?

Crazy: Yes Maury. I've been waiting a long time to finally prove to people I'm here. But I want you all to know whatever the results are. I'm still a person.

Maury: Alright then, lets get this going. So we asked you if you really are a were wolf. You said you were, and the lie detector determined.... Wtf is this right? It's the truth... HOLY *** EVERYONE RUN. We have a real life were wolf on the set, we're all gonna diee! SECURITY SHOOT HIM! NOWWWW! SYLVIA BROWN WHERE ARE YOU!??! WE NEED YOUUU!


Yes i'm bored.
 
akflightmedic said:
It does...was one of the many recommendations out of several different books I own concerning the subject.
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You sound like a man with something to hide :P
 
exodus said:
Maury: So you believe you are a werewolf, and that if you don't get help, you will hurt someone?
Crazy: Yes maury, that is correct. I came here to get help. I want to be back to normal, but I need people to believe me first.

Maury: Well folks, we put this man on a lie detector test and the results when we get back!!

Welcome back folks, in this episode of Maury this man belevies he is a werewolf and if we don't help him he's going to hurt someone. So we put him to the test and hooked him up to a lie detector... Lets get those results... So Mr. Warrel, I have the results in my hand. Would you like me to open them?

Crazy: Yes Maury. I've been waiting a long time to finally prove to people I'm here. But I want you all to know whatever the results are. I'm still a person.

Maury: Alright then, lets get this going. So we asked you if you really are a were wolf. You said you were, and the lie detector determined.... Wtf is this right? It's the truth... HOLY *** EVERYONE RUN. We have a real life were wolf on the set, we're all gonna diee! SECURITY SHOOT HIM! NOWWWW! SYLVIA BROWN WHERE ARE YOU!??! WE NEED YOUUU!


Yes i'm bored.
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LOL Although this sounds more like Jerry Springer than Maury Povich
 
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