You're lucky you're not my partner, 'cause that little comment right there would ensure that you WOULD be cleaning up every one of our patients on your own for a month or two, regardless of who was up.
I don't know who you think you are, but let me make something clear: you are not too good to clean up after your patients. I am not too good to clean up after my patients. NONE of us are too good to clean up after our patients. And unless there's some more pressing issue present, we all SHOULD be cleaning up after our patients.
Medicine is more than just IVs and medications and intubation. It's about being a decent human being and treating people with kindness and compassion. We're there to treat their medical problems, yeah, but that doesn't mean we're not also there to treat their emotional, psychological, and yeah, even social problems as well. Don't have a place to live? Let me make sure the hospital puts you in contact with someone that can help you with that. Need someone to vent to about all the :censored::censored::censored::censored: that made you want to take an overdose? I'm a good listener. Need someone to wipe your ***? Yeah, I'll even do that. And if you ever expect to be taken seriously as a provider or given any measure of respect, you'd better learn that your job doesn't start and stop with the medicine.