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WARNING!!!
There might could most probably is language that might could most probably will offend someone somewhere out there who might read this. So if your ubersensitive, a card carrying member of the ACLU, a tree hugger, or just a plain ole weenie stop reading now.
Thank you for your attention.
Civilian Friends Vs EMS Friends
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid
when drunk
EMS FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so
you dont get caught
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
EMS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell
and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes
smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride
home.
EMS FRIENDS: Know some wild :censored::censored::censored::censored: will happen,
and set up rally points and an E & E route.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you
what you did was wrong.
EMS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you
saying, Damn...we f...ed up...but hey, that was some
fun ****!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
EMS FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put
some vagasil on your pu**y.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days
then give it back.
EMS FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so
often nobody remembers who bought it in the first
place.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a
one night stand and leave them alone.
EMS FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the
room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
EMS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct
quotes from you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that 's
what the crowd is doing.
EMS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ***
that left you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
EMS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm
home!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer
when you get tossed out of the bar.
EMS FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the
bouncer for touching you on the way out.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go
out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
EMS FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with
you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all
night
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they
think you've had enough.
EMS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all
over the place and say, "B!tch, you better drink the
rest of that ****, you know we don't
waste..That's alcohol abuse!!!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back
next week.
EMS FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes
who money after taking care of each other for so long.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila
anymore".
EMS FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and
then 2 minutes later okay just one more".
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who
talks **** about you.
EMS FRIENDS: Will knock them the f... out!!
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet
for you."
EMS FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for
you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this
EMS FRIENDS: Will forward this
There might could most probably is language that might could most probably will offend someone somewhere out there who might read this. So if your ubersensitive, a card carrying member of the ACLU, a tree hugger, or just a plain ole weenie stop reading now.
Thank you for your attention.
Civilian Friends Vs EMS Friends
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid
when drunk
EMS FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so
you dont get caught
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
EMS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell
and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes
smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride
home.
EMS FRIENDS: Know some wild :censored::censored::censored::censored: will happen,
and set up rally points and an E & E route.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you
what you did was wrong.
EMS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you
saying, Damn...we f...ed up...but hey, that was some
fun ****!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
EMS FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put
some vagasil on your pu**y.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days
then give it back.
EMS FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so
often nobody remembers who bought it in the first
place.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a
one night stand and leave them alone.
EMS FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the
room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
EMS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct
quotes from you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that 's
what the crowd is doing.
EMS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ***
that left you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
EMS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm
home!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer
when you get tossed out of the bar.
EMS FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the
bouncer for touching you on the way out.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go
out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
EMS FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with
you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all
night
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they
think you've had enough.
EMS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all
over the place and say, "B!tch, you better drink the
rest of that ****, you know we don't
waste..That's alcohol abuse!!!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back
next week.
EMS FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes
who money after taking care of each other for so long.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila
anymore".
EMS FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and
then 2 minutes later okay just one more".
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who
talks **** about you.
EMS FRIENDS: Will knock them the f... out!!
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet
for you."
EMS FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for
you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this
EMS FRIENDS: Will forward this
