My thoughts? I think that the English language is in it's death throes. I appreciate that language evolves (or devolves apparently) but the idea with these message boards is to communicate questions, opinions, ideas, and just very occassionally, facts. If the message is lost because of poor grammar and spelling, or excessive use of obscure abbreviations and acronyms, then we may as well not bother.
However, with regard to your questions: blunt finger dissection or needle decompression laterally for the tension pneumothorax. Anterior chest is not necessarily the best location for needle decompression anyway.
I'm not sure what I should think about the rest of it. I'm wondering why one wouldn't dress a wound. I'm wondering why they need to be on a spineboard. Im wondering why it would matter anyway. I'm wondering why there are so many question marks. I'm wondering what I'm going to have for breakfast.
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