I was reviewing run reports yesterday and I saw one from an MVA for a 2 year old patient. Besides a few standard boilerplate items and pertinent negatives I spotted "patient denies all booboos"
That got me through reading the rest of them with a smile!
Possible Non-English Speaking Pt was uncooperative until told to "stop pulling on his folley or his pecker was going to fall off". Pt now fully cooperative and possible English speaking.