Be Advised: You will need to stage.

Can you repeat that dispatch?!

We were sitting in the house when the tones went off, we were to be dispatched to the local middle school. When we got in the rescue, dispatch updated us to the situation and said there was a "14 y/o male c/o... genital pain. We get on scene and walk into the office to find this young man sitting in a wheel chair holding himself. We asked if he was alright, to which he replied(in the highest pitched voice I have ever heard), "I'm fine." It turns out he was playing a new game called meat checking, in which guys punch each other in the balls until one of them can't take it anymore. I guess our pt. lost. LOL. His mom showed up, so we gave him an ice pack, got back in the truck, and laughed all the way back to the station. Sometimes you just have to wonder what people are thinking.
 
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