So a couple weeks ago we get a call for altered mental status at a group home, the nurse wants the patient taken to the ER for evaluation. We have a new guy (veteran medic, new to our system) and this is his first run. Everything's going well, Im driving while my medic partner and the new guy are in back.
We're on the highway about 10 minutes from the hospital when I hear something that you NEVER want to hear from the back.
NG: "You think you can hold it?"
Pt: Unintelligible response
NG: "Well we're only a few minutes ou...oh no don't do that. No, no NO NO NO NO aww F*!!"
My partner was sitting in the captain's chair & leaned through the hole and told me the patient had just undone his pants, whipped out his penis and urinated straight up into the air while supine on the stretcher.
The new guy yelled, "Well at least he didnt crap himself."
I yelled back "DONT GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS!"
We're on the highway about 10 minutes from the hospital when I hear something that you NEVER want to hear from the back.
NG: "You think you can hold it?"
Pt: Unintelligible response
NG: "Well we're only a few minutes ou...oh no don't do that. No, no NO NO NO NO aww F*!!"
My partner was sitting in the captain's chair & leaned through the hole and told me the patient had just undone his pants, whipped out his penis and urinated straight up into the air while supine on the stretcher.
The new guy yelled, "Well at least he didnt crap himself."
I yelled back "DONT GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS!"