1 Little Monkey Jumping on the bed....

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You guys know the song right?

Last shift we were dispatched for a 78 yo M c/o shoulder dislocation after he had been jumping on his bed.

On scene to find a 78 yo M laying on his bedroom floor, obvious shoulder dislocation.

He and his wife had bought one of the Memory Foam matresses. The salesman TOLD THEM to try it out. So the wife is in the kitchen getting the glass of wine and he is in the bedroom jumping on the bed.

So we load him up and are taking him to our truck and he looks right at me and says "I can still have sex right?" Then procedes to yell from his driveway to his wife who is in the house, "Honey, good news! We can still have sex. You'll just have to be on top!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
So there is life after retirement!:beerchug:
 
ROFL

reminds me of grams....last christmas picture an 80yo woman we are telling her to Hurry up were gonna be late she says she wants to take a shower...but it will be a "PTA Shower" when proceeded with a question of what a PTA shower was she stated P*ssy T*ts and a** shower *cough* wow way to go Grams...

good to know the elderly keep themselves busy heh
 
Thats the way I want to be when I am that old.:)
 
BLESS THEIR HEARTS!!! and their pacemakers!!:P
 
EMTPrincess said:
You guys know the song right?

Last shift we were dispatched for a 78 yo M c/o shoulder dislocation after he had been jumping on his bed.

On scene to find a 78 yo M laying on his bedroom floor, obvious shoulder dislocation.

He and his wife had bought one of the Memory Foam matresses. The salesman TOLD THEM to try it out. So the wife is in the kitchen getting the glass of wine and he is in the bedroom jumping on the bed.

So we load him up and are taking him to our truck and he looks right at me and says "I can still have sex right?" Then procedes to yell from his driveway to his wife who is in the house, "Honey, good news! We can still have sex. You'll just have to be on top!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Excuse me. I think I'm going to go die laughing now. :lol:
 
Do you think they turned up their hearing aids when they yelled "CLEAR!!" :P :P :P
 
I used to work graveyard at a retirement/nursing place.... hanky panky never stops, thanks to the magic blue pill!
 
EMTPrincess: Please refrain from ever again mentioning a 78 y/o man, sex, and a "Little Monkey," all in the same post. Thank you.
 
FF/EMT Sam said:
EMTPrincess: Please refrain from ever again mentioning a 78 y/o man, sex, and a "Little Monkey," all in the same post. Thank you.
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LOL....I'll try my best.
 
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old people sex!!!

Wait...wait...what?
 
Since I'm a bunch closer to 70 than I am 20, I am glad there is still hope :P
 
FF/EMT Sam said:
EMTPrincess: Please refrain from ever again mentioning a 78 y/o man, sex, and a "Little Monkey," all in the same post. Thank you.
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I belive this was on a previous post titled: "Chimpie- The Man, The Myth, The Legend":P
 
Anomalous said:
I belive this was on a previous post titled: "Chimpie- The Man, The Myth, The Legend":P
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Okay, you owe me a new keyboard since I just spit my soda on it. :beerchug::lol:
 
This is too funny.
 
Anomalous said:
I belive this was on a previous post titled: "Chimpie- The Man, The Myth, The Legend":P
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Careful Chimpie, or we might have to back board ya!!!:P :P :P
 
shame there's no market for old people porn, ems could recuit a good biz...

~S~
 
So o.k. I think my brain just crashed Steve! that is just wrong!!:P :P
 
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