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  1. njff/emt

    why did you join ems?

    Well the job is diverse unlike the usual 9-5er, and I enjoy helping people
  2. njff/emt

    Dumb Calls

    Had a call last week that confirm my theories that most of our dispatchers have the same IQ of a gerbil., My partner and I were up in Morristown doing a transfer., Went smoothly Pt/family were cool, cleared up and dispatch asks if we know how to get to the base in south Jersey.(red flag #1, We...
  3. njff/emt

    Funny one liners you've said to overheard to a patient

    Emergency Pt: Just kill me and get it over with. Me: Sir if I was trying to kill you I wouldn't be giving you oxygen.
  4. njff/emt

    Rubberneckers, Lookie Loos, and other Civilian Interference Stories

    Where there's fire, the morons will follow About 3 years ago when I was still a probie FF, we were having our monthly drill., Next thing the buzzer goes off, the call is wires down sparking on the other side of town right behind the sub-station., We get on scene and we find that a tractor...
  5. njff/emt

    You know your an EMT....

    You can tell what type of call its gonna be just by hearing the address
  6. njff/emt

    Don't you hate it when.....

    Double Whammy I was transporting a peds pt. with their parent to UMDNJ, the pt. had a lower extremity Fx and was in some pain., When the parent went to get in the back, they hit their head causing them to fall on the pt.'s Fx sending the pt. into a world of pain., Luckily the parent didn't get...
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