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Beer is good, but after 12 of them, it makes me sleepy.

Okay....I ask of you $1,000,000.00:)

I double dog dare you to try it and post the results. I didn't think chocolate and bacon would go together, until I had chocolate covered bacon, on a stick.

Nutella is da bomb! (... according to my two kids.) Me? I like it, but in moderation. Peanut butter and Nutella on a toasted english muffin is an awesome snack.

Rocky AlphaForce with Side Zipper and Composite Toe Like walking on clouds all day. Only problem I have is the soles squeak on the station bay floors. Other than that, no problems.

Pt was literally fall down drunk. We get on scene, pt is covered with vomit, laying down on the steps in front of his house. Me: Sir, how much have you had to drink tonight? Pt: Not sure....I quit counting after 6, and the shots don't count do they? Me: Shots count. Pt: Still not sure...

Deathstar?

Too late....some of them reproduced.

Well life officially sucks....I am totally choked up right now. MTV has cancelled the show Jersy Shore. (too bad there isn't a "sarcasm font")

Hellllooooooo..... Sure is quiet here today....

Sloppy dressing. Shirts untucked, or just EMS t-shirts, wrinkled clothes, sweat stains (not just wet stains... I'm talking crusty salt rings in the armpits) boots not laced/tied/zipped, hair all frizzed out... I take pride in my appearance...if I were a PT, I would not think too highly of...

"Look at this ink blot...tell me what you see."

Sleep.... Most of my shifts are Friday and Saturday nights from 2200-0600. Other than that, surfing porn. :)

Two that stuck out for me were... 1) How do you handle stress? 2) What do you do to relieve stress?

I've got it... A new initiation to get into EMS/Fire/ Law Enforcement.... You have to shoot/kill 3 gangbangers. Bait 'em in with a box of guns/drugs/money....and open season. Turn the tables, so to speak.

Jeep Chicks are hotter. Just sayin.

Well...something I did back in April has come back to reward me... Long story short, I was on my way home from work, and this all happened right in front of me on a bridge. I didn't even think twice, and lent some help to the State Patrol Sgt. While restraining the subject, I ran a PT...

Just tell them you wanted to see how it feels for the PT....so , you know, you can adjust your manners to offer more comfort to them.....

I just had a bi-colored bowel movement....:D

Had to do both...but they picked up the bill. They wouldn't have sent me if I wasn't a likely candidate for the position.