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Hey now.

In the well by the squad door, so i trip on it everytime I try to get in/out.

Welcome to the forums Justin!

Hi there! Welcome to the forums! :D

Welcome to the forums!

Welcome! :)

The Walking Dead is the best show. ^_^

I was watching Breaking Bad on Netflix last night (really good so far) and the main character asked not to be transported to the hospital "can you let me off at a corner or something?" and the medic said no (yes he was mentally competent.) I then annoyed my family with a fifteen minute rant...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Omg i spit my coffee.

Welcome! :)

Gotta be the grammar nazi here Fixed. :P

My first 5150 was a call to the local jail. We found out later the guy had taken PCP. You can infer the rest. :rolleyes: My jaw was sore for a week. :ph34r: Edit: rereading this it needs some explanation. The jail had him in soft restraints because he was kicking the cell door and had broken...

Let me catch my breath... Yesterdays 12 hour: -4, count em', 4 heat stroke calls -a few nursing home runs -2 long IFT's -MVA 5 minutes before shift change :wacko:

I used both the first day and "give me the finger" bits. Both got laughs :) Thanks for your help you fine, fine people. :cool:

We all know our job Is 50% healthcare provider, 50% talk show host. I find myself having a bank of jokes/small talk for different pts. (those in good humor I might make a joke about only dropping pts in days that end in y, current events with older people, Justin Bieber :glare: with the...

I lol'd on topic, everyone has to do training they find boring or unnecessary, just part of the game, I wouldn't quit just because you have to do something you don't like. no such thing as knowing too much. -Doc

I forgot the name but it was for an ED medication: "some patients reported heart complications after taking (drug), its not certain that (drug) caused these complications. My buddy said "and we DARE you to prove it." I was rolling, maybe you had to have been there... :S

In Oklahoma any bodily fluid toward an officer is a felony.

I dont drive an ambulance either, I drive an ECNALUBMA. :P

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